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plkmasdf
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| BeeBee wrote: | "...if your high school librarian knew you better than your classmates"
I was at the grocery store with my son when an adult I didn't know said hi to him and waved. He smiled back so I figued he knew her. Turns out she is the school librarian.
He's never run into a class mate. At least as far as I know.
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I'm BeeBee's son. She made up the part about me meeting the school librarain but I wouldn't doubt it would happen that way. But the class mate thing is right.
And the clothes one, that's completely true. |
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Sarcastic_Name
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| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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hale_bopp said
| Quote: | | My favourite one was the one about looking at the sun. I mean, I really feel like peoples eyes burn into my brain. Some worse than others. |
That's awesome! I made up a good joke! 
...if someone once convinced you it was raining cats and dogs.
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory
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Age: 35
Posts: 22459
Location: 1965 London with Ruby the Routemaster by my side
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| Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:50 am Post subject: |
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| You might be an Aspie if you'd rather stay home and listen to Oldies, than go to a Britney Spears concert and deal with a bunch of screaming girls. |
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Malcolm_Scipo
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You might be an Aspie if you get distracted by set squares and pens.
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THOUGHT IT WAS THE END.
THOUGHT IT WAS THE 4TH OF JULY.
I WOKE UP AND THEN I REALISED,
I WAS NOT WHAT I HAD ALWAYS TRIED TO EMULATE.
INSTEAD A SHADOW OF FORMER GLORY.
AND THEN I CRIED. |
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TAFKASH
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| Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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You might not be on an aspie BBs if: you can log onto it without finding at least 50 new posts by 171NewYork.......  
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platypus
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Scoots5012
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 02, 2004
Age: 29
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Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
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You might be an aspie if...
You notice the internet connectivity icon in the system tray not acting like it should and upon starting regedit, tcpview, and taskmanager, along with a little help from some websites, you discover that your parents computer has gathered two spyware programs and one trojan horse that need removing, combined with the five you removed last weekend.
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Scoots5012
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| Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:16 am Post subject: |
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And you post back three hours later to all your online friends that you suceeded in removing said items.
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Sarcastic_Name
Seasoned Happy Person
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| Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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...if you think the word friend means relationship between classes in the language C++.
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Malcolm_Scipo
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| Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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You might be an Aspie if you realise that you will always remain one of the nobodies and continue with your life rather than carrying a vain attempt to be a somebody.
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THOUGHT IT WAS THE END.
THOUGHT IT WAS THE 4TH OF JULY.
I WOKE UP AND THEN I REALISED,
I WAS NOT WHAT I HAD ALWAYS TRIED TO EMULATE.
INSTEAD A SHADOW OF FORMER GLORY.
AND THEN I CRIED. |
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NoMore
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| Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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You might be an Aspie if...
...you are determined to beat every one of the 1,000,000 levels of the computer card game Freecell - in order, from game number 1 - and are totally annoyed because while you are currently on game number 322, the little index card with number 169 written on it is staring at you, TAUNTING you, never letting you forget that so far you have encountered one level that you simply CANNOT BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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Malcolm_Scipo
King of the Dead
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You might be an Aspie if at times you can create some of the most brilliant art known to man (Michelangelo) or if you can explain the inner workings of the universe (Einstein) in your attempt to follow a dream.
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THOUGHT IT WAS THE END.
THOUGHT IT WAS THE 4TH OF JULY.
I WOKE UP AND THEN I REALISED,
I WAS NOT WHAT I HAD ALWAYS TRIED TO EMULATE.
INSTEAD A SHADOW OF FORMER GLORY.
AND THEN I CRIED. |
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ghotistix
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 03, 2005
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Location: Massachusetts
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| Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:20 am Post subject: |
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| You might be an aspie if you think everyone in Hollywood except Keanu Reeves is overacting. |
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Malcolm_Scipo
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Sooooooooooooo cliche, yet so clever.
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THOUGHT IT WAS THE END.
THOUGHT IT WAS THE 4TH OF JULY.
I WOKE UP AND THEN I REALISED,
I WAS NOT WHAT I HAD ALWAYS TRIED TO EMULATE.
INSTEAD A SHADOW OF FORMER GLORY.
AND THEN I CRIED. |
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RJ
Tufted Titmouse
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Location: Chicago, IL
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You might be an aspie...
...if you can do complex math equations in your head while everyone around you scrambles for their calculators.
...if you can hear the water dripping in the sink in the other room, but you don't notice the person sitting next to you is speaking to you.
...if you're having a bad hair day and it looked better before you tried combing it.
...if you thought up a great "You might be an aspie" line, but you forgot what it was while writing it. |
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