babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
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Granted but the cow wants it back and it stalks you forever
I wish for a left shoe
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kevinjh
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Granted. It stinks and has algae growing all over it.
I wish for silence.
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
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| Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. you have now become without hearing
I wish I could rollerskate really well
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kevinjh
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Granted. Then, rocks fall and everyone is crushed.
I wish I am deaf.
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babybird
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granted then rocks fall and you don't hear them and you get crushed
I wish i had really springy legs so I can jump really high
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Granted. The Second Law still applies...
I wish for the MCAT.
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babybird
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granted but you lose your memory and are unable to re-sit because a rock fell on your head and a giant rollerskate got stuck up your nose
I wish to play table tennis
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kevinjh
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Granted. Someone turns the tables on you--literally.
I wish to Summon Bigger Fish.
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Yensid
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Granted, but now an even bigger fish appears to eat you.
I wish for some loyal minions.
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babybird
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Granted, but the genie thought you said boiled onions
I wish for a bowler hat
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kevinjh
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Granted. It cannot be closed and its contents are on fire.
I wish for a handheld Turing-complete machine.
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kevinjh
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Granted. This time, the ethanol has been replaced by methanol.
I wish for the luggage with feet.
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