Albirea
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
Joined: Mar 16, 2011
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ghoti
out of water
Joined: May 05, 2012
Age: 45
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Granted. It disintegrates when you touch it.
I wish gossiping would stop. |
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Albirea
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
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Posts: 9767
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Anarbaculardrop
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 01, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 824
Location: Somewhere in the USA...which doesn't really help.
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Granted. You Caused global warming!
I wish that people would respond faster to my posts.
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Albirea
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Omnicognic
Phoenix
Joined: Oct 05, 2010
Age: 168
Posts: 565
Location: Ravenholdt,
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granted, the USB to end all becomes a black hole of information tech as well as self aware.... Now seeing all humanity as the enemy, it launches a pre-emptive nuke strike against...... er.. wait kinda sounds familiar.... Hey! it's that Calif Gov guy!
I wish I was no longer immortal.
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ghoti
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Age: 45
Posts: 1367
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Granted. You will self-destruct in 10 seconds.
I wish to sleep when i want to do so. |
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Albirea
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
Joined: Mar 19, 2008
Age: 52
Posts: 5252
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
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Granted, but you can only lift objects in your sleep.
I wish for my own private jet.
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WerewolfPoet
Velociraptor
Joined: Mar 04, 2012
Posts: 420
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| Yensid wrote: | Granted, but you can only lift objects in your sleep.
I wish for my own private jet. |
Granted; your jet kicks on auto-pilot in mid-flight and keeps you trapped in the air for weeks at a time.
I wish that whoever wanted to find love could find it. |
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Oldout
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 10, 2012
Posts: 1539
Location: Reading, PA
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Granted you find yourself in the world's largest orgy, unfortunately it is also the largest collection of various STDs.
I wish shrinks could understand us. |
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Omnicognic
Phoenix
Joined: Oct 05, 2010
Age: 168
Posts: 565
Location: Ravenholdt,
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Granted, now we have a post where we all compare the wording of our restraining orders!
I wish I was totally omnipotent
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WerewolfPoet
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Joined: Mar 04, 2012
Posts: 420
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| Omnicognic wrote: | Granted, now we have a post where we all compare the wording of our restraining orders!
I wish I was totally omnipotent |
Granted; the sensory overload that comes with such renders you catatonic.
I wish that airplanes in the night sky really were shooting stars... |
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EnglishJess
Princezz
Joined: Dec 19, 2011
Age: 16
Posts: 4668
Location: England
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Granted, but then they all land here...
I wish someone would SHOW UP!!!
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Omnicognic
Phoenix
Joined: Oct 05, 2010
Age: 168
Posts: 565
Location: Ravenholdt,
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Granted! Here I am!... wait what's this? Another restraining order??!!
I wish I could make people disappear at will.
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