TalksToCats
Toucan
Joined: Jun 02, 2012
Posts: 255
Location: UK
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Granted. Unfortunately the jealous wife and concubines of the God who fathered you are all trying to kill you.
I wish I was walking on an empty beach with an azure blue sea. |
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Anarbaculardrop
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 01, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 812
Location: Somewhere in the USA...which doesn't really help.
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Granted, but every other human being is either dead or devolved, and apes are the new rulers in their stead. 
I wish I had a group of sapient, talking penguins that can live forever unless they are killed in combat(not assassinated or murdered) that had alien blasters from Fallout 3.
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ghoti
out of water
Joined: May 05, 2012
Age: 45
Posts: 1304
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| Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. They go extinct after they go into immediate combat.
I wish to get rid of meaningless holidays. |
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
Joined: Mar 19, 2008
Age: 52
Posts: 5252
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
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| Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:40 am Post subject: |
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Granted. Now every holiday is given an extra special meaning.
I wish for a piece of the world's best cake.
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Oldout
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 10, 2012
Posts: 1539
Location: Reading, PA
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| Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:43 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but shipping delays cause it to arrive stale, moldy and crushed.
I wish for a 1950 Packard. |
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ghoti
out of water
Joined: May 05, 2012
Age: 45
Posts: 1304
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| Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. It is rusted out and inoperable.
I wish for a bridge from Los Angeles to Hawaii. |
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
Joined: Mar 19, 2008
Age: 52
Posts: 5252
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:48 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but it's a toll bridge, and the toll is $1000 per mile.
I wish for truth.
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jamieevren1210
Sherlock Holmes has Asperger's hands down
Joined: May 25, 2011
Age: 16
Posts: 2112
Location: Taipei, Taiwan
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:01 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but truth is, I lied.
I wish for good weather.
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AS, possible Bipolar and ADHD. Asexual. Genderqueer(sort of)
Gifted with an IQ I do not need.
MAJOR Sherlock Holmes&Green Day fan |
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Oldout
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 10, 2012
Posts: 1539
Location: Reading, PA
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:36 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but its on the other side of the planet.
I wish for a voluptuous, 20-year-old, blond bombshell to be my caretaker. |
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Tonydev
Sea Gull
Joined: Jun 18, 2012
Age: 37
Posts: 200
Location: Hampshire UK
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but she is a golden retriever and nearing retirement.
I wish for infinite wishes |
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mightyzebra
High Functioning Autie
Joined: Aug 26, 2007
Posts: 1766
Location: Planet Earth.
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but your infinite wishes are limited ones, related to things you really don't want/like.
I wish that the U.S elections go the way I want them to go, even though I am not a US citizen I still care.
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Beppieiscool
Sea Gull
Joined: Apr 27, 2011
Age: 17
Posts: 228
Location: Anywhere but you are now.
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Granted, so the government is replaced by dictatorship. Now we all have to work in a button factory.
I wish to build Utopia. |
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
Joined: Mar 19, 2008
Age: 52
Posts: 5252
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
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| Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:13 am Post subject: |
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Granted. You build Utopia, but you don't get to live in it.
I wish for a plane ticket to anywhere I want to go.
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ghoti
out of water
Joined: May 05, 2012
Age: 45
Posts: 1304
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| Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:36 am Post subject: |
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Granted. But the connecting flight gets stuck on the tarmac and you miss the flight.
I wish for the moon to be inhabitable. |
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Oldout
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 10, 2012
Posts: 1539
Location: Reading, PA
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| Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:20 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but it really is made of cheese, Limberger cheese and that's all you can eat.
I wish I could come back as a gifted ahtlete. |
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