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QuantumCowboy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No problem. However, it is decided that you are among the wicked.

I wish that true talent and ability were recognized.
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SleepyDragon
I am unable to comply.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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jrknothead
Impatience rarely succeeds
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but the book is turned into a movie starring pauly shore and the muppets, and everytime you go out you are surrounded by six-year-olds chanting annoying catchphrases from the movie

I wish I had Jedi powers
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but your powers will spin out-of-control and you will end up dooming yourself and the entire planet.

I wish for a horse.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but since you don't know how to take care of it it dies.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish for an eco-friendly GF.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you mean girlfriend? If so...

Granted, but she is a stinking hippy, who smokes cannabis and wastes all your money.

I wish that everyone agreed with me.
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QuantumCowboy
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone now agrees with you. However, you are always wrong, and society grinds to a halt.

I wish that they made more Firefly episodes.
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jrknothead
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

granted, but they all suck, and they killed off your favorite character...

I wish for world peace
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QuantumCowboy
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The world is now at peace. However, everything becomes so insipid that the result is mass suicide from boredom.

I wish for more contemporary music worth listening to.
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SleepyDragon
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Anubis
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but there are now tropical floods all year long.

I wish for £1000000000.
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yvaN_ehT_nioJ
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but after the government takes some of your money for taxes, you only have the equivalent of 1 US dollar left.

I wish for a monies.
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jrknothead
Impatience rarely succeeds
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

your wish is granted, but since nobody knows wtf you're wishing for, you get monkeys, and they fling poo at you...

I wish i had a monkey...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, but it bites you and you get Ebola. You die a slow painful death as your organs turn to mush.

I want to know the meaning of life.
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