Anubis
Prophet of The Future
Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Age: 124
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Location: Mount Herculaneum/England
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Granted, but you find out that the meaning of life is death, and go insane.
I wish for immortality.
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RainSong
Love Forever
Joined: May 02, 2006
Posts: 4879
Location: Ohio
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Granted, but you continue to age until your organs can barely function. You are stuck in a bed, unable to move or speak. You'll be stuck there forever, even after the rest of life has ended.
I wish that summer vacation still had another month left.
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Anubis
Prophet of The Future
Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Age: 124
Posts: 13838
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England
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Granted, but you spend the rest of it in prison after randomly attacking someone for no reason whatsoever.
I wish all street gangs would just break up and never form ever again.
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jrknothead
Impatience rarely succeeds
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Joined: Aug 04, 2007
Posts: 1472
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granted, but then all the gang members flood the job market and take your job...
I wish I had a 12 inch penis |
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Anubis
Prophet of The Future
Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Age: 124
Posts: 13838
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England
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Granted, but you are impotent and uninterested in women.
I wish that I was a vampire.
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Flagg
Vivez sans temps mort.
Joined: Nov 09, 2006
Posts: 5657
Location: Western US
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You are now weak to sunlight and garlic.
I wish I had the new Chiodos album already. |
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AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 22
Posts: 22520
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Granted, but all the songs were written a drugged-up monkey.
I wish that the Portland Trail Blazers had another title already.
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yvaN_ehT_nioJ
Beef Potato Wheelman
Joined: Jan 22, 2007
Posts: 2987
Location: Arkansas
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Granted, but since the person granting the wish doesn't know what the Blazers are, you die of spontaneous human combustion.
I wish that I had flippen awesome ninja skillz...also, ninja moves would be great too.
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Anubis
Prophet of The Future
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Age: 124
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Location: Mount Herculaneum/England
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Granted, but you are constantly attacked by fiends.
I wish that I could live forever without ANY ill side effects.
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AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
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Age: 22
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Location: Portland, Oregon
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Granted, but you receive side effects anyway.
I wish I could dye my hair red.
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Anubis
Prophet of The Future
Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Age: 124
Posts: 13838
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England
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Granted, but you have to drink blood every day to keep your hair red.
I wish everything on the internet was free.
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yvaN_ehT_nioJ
Beef Potato Wheelman
Joined: Jan 22, 2007
Posts: 2987
Location: Arkansas
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Granted, you can dye your hair red. The downside is you don't feel like dying your hair.
I wish for this thread to be killed.
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QuantumCowboy
Phoenix
Joined: May 14, 2007
Posts: 982
Location: (1/√2)|0> + (1/√2)|1>
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Granted. However, it takes you down with it.
I wish for the ability to scry.
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AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
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Age: 22
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Location: Portland, Oregon
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Granted, although you have to jog 5 miles daily just to abide by this wish.
I wish for a universal pill that can cure my epilepsy{seizure disorder} & other epileptics.
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Anubis
Prophet of The Future
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Age: 124
Posts: 13838
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England
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Granted, but it makes you hallucinate and freak out.
I wish that all worthless criminals would die.
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