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Sean
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Bloodhound Gang- "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks"
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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Kerrigan
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Joined: Jul 12, 2005
Posts: 156
Location: Poland
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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hecate
chav slayer
Joined: Jun 22, 2005
Posts: 1011
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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more suggestions for "the best aspie album in the world... ever":
charmless man by blur (selected lyrics)
love is a stranger by eurythmics
silence is golden by garbage
i just wanna live by good charlotte
robot song by kenickie
is she weird by pixies
bailey's walk by pixies (for those who also have TS)
human by the pretenders
the you in me by radish
not like the other girls by the rasmus
moonchild by shakespear's sister
birds can fly and fish can swim
but on this planet where do i fit in?
i could be in trouble or just imagining
sometimes i feel like an alien
i make them laugh, i make them stare
but mr. jones said "hey, young girl
don't feel sorry for yourself
the world's out there"
ask by the smiths
no one understands by space
we might as well be strangers by keane
love, truth & honesty by bananarama
i can't read you by daniel beddingfield
leave me alone by michael jackson
and probably everything that radiohead has ever done. |
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Papillon
Phoenix
Joined: Mar 02, 2005
Posts: 652
Location: Sudbury, Canada
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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REO Speedwagon, The Key
I couldn't fall asleep all last night my mind was racin'
I left so much behind to find the dream that i was chasin'
And now i have a need to take a look at what is real
I need to learn to live and love and breathe and touch and feel
Chorus
But all i really know is what i see
And everybody sees it differently
I wish someone would open up my heart and look inside of me
But i'm the only one who holds the key
Your body aglow as if to show you peacefully dreamin'
So only you could know that deep inside somebody was screamin'
And callin' out to anyone who could help you through the night
And hopin' that someone would come along to make it right
But all you really know is what you see
And everybody sees it differently
I wish someone could open up your soul and set the demon free
But you're the only one who holds the key
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If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
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Mockingbird
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 18, 2005
Posts: 1169
Location: Upstate New York
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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"Masquerade" from Phantom of the Opera.
CHORUS
Masquerade!
Paper faces on parade . . .
Masquerade!
Hide your face,
so the world will
never find you!
Masquerade!
Every face a different shade . . .
Masquerade!
Look around -
there's another
mask behind you!
Flash of mauve . . .
Splash of puce . . .
Fool and king . . .
Ghoul and goose . . .
Green and black . . .
Queen and priest . . .
Trace of rouge . . .
Face of beast . . .
Faces . . .
Take your turn, take a ride
on the merry-go-round . . .
in an inhuman race . . .
Eye of gold . . .
Thigh of blue . . .
True is false . . .
Who is who . . .?
Curl of lip . . .
Swirl of gown . . .
Ace of hearts . . .
Face of clown . . .
Faces . . .
Drink it in, drink it up,
till you've drowned
in the light . . .
in the sound . . .
RAOUL/CHRISTINE
But who can name the face . . .?
ALL
Masquerade!
Grinning yellows,
spinning reds . . .
Masquerade!
Take your fill -
let the spectacle
astound you!
Masquerade!
Burning glances,
turning heads . . .
Masquerade!
Stop and stare
at the sea of smiles
around you!
Masquerade!
Seething shadows
breathing lies . . .
Masquerade!
You can fool
any friend who
ever knew you!
Masquerade!
Leering satyrs,
peering eyes . . .
Masquerade!
Run and hide -
but a face will
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Serissa
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Location: A DEN OF INIQUITY!!!
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| Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:01 am Post subject: |
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On a really upbeat note:
"The Geek in the Pink" by Jason Mraz ((my latest musical perseveration))
[Record scratching sounds]
[Rapper] Yo, brother A to Z
[Mraz] Yo, whassup B?
[Rapper] Yo, what time is it?
[Mraz] Haha it's laundry day
Well, let the geek in the pink take a stab at it
If you like the way I'm thinkin' baby wink at it
I may be skinny at times but I'm fat fulla rhymes
Pass me the mic and I'm a grab at it
Well, isn't it delicious, crazy way that I'm kissin'
'Cause baby listen to this, don't wanna miss it while it's hittin'
Sometimes you gotta fit in to get in
But don't ever quit cause soon I'm gonna let you in but see
I don't care what she might think about me
You can vibe without me if you want
I could be the one to take her home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
But sugar don't forget what you already know
I could be the one to turn you out
We could be the talk across the town
Don't judge me by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away
Like the geek in the pink
Like the geek in the pink, pink, pink
The geek in the pink, yeah
Well this relationship fodder don't mean to bother nobody
But Cupid's automatic musta fired multiple shots at her
Because she fall in love too often that's what the matter
At least I talk about it keep a pattern of flattery and
She was starin' through the doorframe
Eyeing me down like already a bad boyfriend
Well she can get her toys outta the drawer then
Cause I ain't comin' home I don't need that attention, see
I don't care what she might think about me
You'll get by without me if she wants
I could be the one to take her home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be the let down
But sugar don't forget what you already know
I could be the one to turn you out
We could be the talk across the town
Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away
Hey baby look at me go
From zero to hero
You better take it from a geek like me
I can save you from unoriginal dum-dums
Who wouldn't care if you com...plete him or not
So what I've got a short attention span
A coke in my hand
Because I'd rather have the afternoon, relax and understand
My hip hop and flip-flops it don't stop with the light rock
A shot to mock you kinda puts me in the tight spot
The hype is nothing more than hoo-ha so I'm
Developing a language and I'm callin' it my own
So take a peek into the speaker and you'll see what I mean
That on the other side the grass is greener
I don't care what she might think about me
You'll get by without me if you want
I could be the one to take you/her home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be the let down
But sugar don't forget what you already know
I could be the one to turn you out/on
We could be the talk across the town
Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away
Like the geek in the pink
Well, I'm the geek in the pink, yo pink pink
Geek is the color for fall, I'm the geek in the pink yeah
So I'm the geek yo, in the pink yo.
Hahah, y'all geek is the new color for fall
I'm the geek in the pink |
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fahreeq
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John Lennon - How
How can I go forward when I don't know which way I'm facing?
How can I go forward when I don't know which way to turn?
How can I go forward into something I'm not sure of?
Oh no, oh no
How can I have feeling when I don't know if it's a feeling?
How can I feel something if I just don't know how to feel?
How can I have feelings when my feelings have always been denied?
Oh no, oh no
You know life can be long
And you got to be so strong
And the world is so tough
Sometimes I feel I've had enough
How can I give love when I don't know what it is I'm giving?
How can I give love when I just don't know how to give?
How can I give love when love is something I ain't never had?
Oh no, oh no
You know life can be long
You've got to be so strong
And the world she is tough
Sometimes I feel I've had enough
How can we go forward when we don't know which way we're facing?
How can we go forward when we don't know which way to turn?
How can we go forward into something we're not sure of?
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shivanataraja
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: Feb 23, 2005
Age: 27
Posts: 178
Location: Birmingham, UK
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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i think i did a thread like this before...
anyway, couple of obvious ones not listed yet:
Nina Simone (or The Animals) - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Gary Jules (or Tears For Fears) - Mad World |
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Thagomizer
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 06, 2005
Posts: 752
Location: MA
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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Blind Guardian -- Imaginations From the Other Side
This (and the whole album it's on) could be the soundtrack okf my life.
Where are these silent faces
I took them all
They all went away
Now you're alone
To turn out every light so deep in me
Hold on, too late
Will I ever see them back again
Or did they all die by my hand
Or were they killed
By the old evil ghost
Who had taken
The ocean
Of all my dreams
Which were worth to keep
Deep inside my heart
I wish I
Could get them back
From the everflow
Before they'll fade away
Imaginations from the other side
Far out of nowhere
It got back to my mind
Imaginations from the other side
Far out of nowhere
It got back to my mind
Out of the dark
Back to the light
Then I'll break down
The walls around my heart
Imaginations from the other side
Where's the ocean's daughter
Was Peter Pan in Mordor
No one's there to keep alive
All these fairy tales
May I return to Oz
Will I meet the "Tin Man"
"Coward Lion" where are you
Without brain the scarecrow's lost
In the middle of the lake
Stranded in the real world
Left in the world
No place for daydreams
Serious life
I fall into
I fall into a dark hole
And I can't come out
Do you know if Merlin did exist
Or Frodo wore the ring
Did Corum kill the gods
Or where's the wonderland
Which young Alice had seen
Or was it just a dream
I knew the answers
Now they're lost for me
Imaginations from the other side
Far out of nowhere
It got back to my mind
Imaginations from the other side
Far out of nowhere
It got back to my mind
Out of the dark
Back to the light
Then I'll break down
The walls around my heart
Imaginations from the other side
[SOLO]
I hope there is a way back
With my talisman
So I look into myself
Into the days when I was just a child
Come follow me to wonderland
And see the tale that never ends
Don't fear the lion nor the witch
I can't come back
I'm lost but still I know
There is another world
Imaginations from the other side
Far out of nowhere
It got back to my mind
Imaginations from the other side
Far out of nowhere
It got back to my mind
Out of the dark
Back to the light
Then I'll break down
The walls around my heart
Imaginations from the other side
"Bright Eyes" is a thematically similar song; darker and more somber:
Fool just another
Fool just another
I've been waiting
For signs of god
Create - enslave - behaved -
everything is out of control
Leave me alone
Isolation bears hope
There's something else waiting
A promised destiny
Freezing me
I feel restless and low
These days full of sadness
How joyfully changed
Into fear
My freakshow will start tonight
Don't miss the right time
Bright eyes
Blinded by fear of life
No Merlin is by my side
Everything is out of control
Everything is out of control
In my future plans
Everything is out of control
Noone's left to hurt
Everything is out of control
Sorrow's gone away
Broken memories
Walking upstairs
Step by step
I see the whole world burning
The poet dies in Neverland
How it burns
Hey, mother stubborn
I really hate you
If you say yes I will say no
Ashes to ashes
But dust won't be dust
If you go there
I will go back
Bright eyes
Blinded by fear of life
Betrayed by sunrise
Bright eyes
Blinded by fear of life
No Merlin is by my side
Hey, father stubborn
You're ying
And I'm young
I feel alone
Who really cares
Born into ashes
To lose all the games
With a smiling face
Bright eyes
Blinded by fear of life
And the dark dragons rise
Bright eyes
Blinded by fear of life
No Merlin is by my side
So I sit still in my room, today
Winter's here
In summer season
Shall I say
I was wrong
If I'm right
Farewell to my last hope
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Endersdragon
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Joined: Jun 14, 2005
Posts: 1666
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Depressing song... but Nowhere Kids by Smile Empty Soul especcially the last line
In the land of dirt and plaster
lies an army of a thousand nowhere kids
losing ground and falling faster
into a life that no one should have to live
We are the people that you hate
We are the bastards that you created
A generation with no place
A generation of all your sons and daughters
Behind the fake family image
Behind the smile of a thousand moms and dads
Inside the cage that we've been given
I see an image of the future that we don't have
We are the people that you hate
We are the bastards that you created
A generation with no place
A generation of all your sons and
We are the people that you hate
The f***ing bastards that you created
A generation with no place
A generation of all your sons and daughters
And what did you expect ... a perfect child
Raised by tv sets ... abandoned every mile
We never get respect ... never a fair trial
No one gives a sh** ... as long as we smile
Smile
Smile
We are the people that you hate
We are the bastards that you created
A generation with no place
A generation of all your sons and
We are the people that you hate
The f***ing bastards that you created
A generation with no place
A generation of all your sons and daughters
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"we never get respect ... never a fair trial
no one gives a sh** ... as long as we smile"
Im tired of smiling.
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mikibacsi1124
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Joined: Aug 27, 2005
Age: 25
Posts: 667
Location: New Brunswick, NJ, USA
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| Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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Snow Patrol - "Spitting Games" and "Chocolate"
Garbage - several of their songs, but "The Trick Is To Keep Breathing" comes to mind first
Alanis Morrisette - "Head Over Feet"
Counting Crows - "Einstein On The Beach"
Incubus - "Sick Sad Little World" and "Pantomime" |
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thatrsdude
Proud owner of a custom title
Joined: Jul 15, 2005
Posts: 1176
Location: SA, Australia
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Linkin Park - "By Myself"
What do I do to ignore them behind me
Do I follow my instincts blindly
Do I hide my pride from these bad dreams
Or give in to sad thoughts that are maddening
Do I sit here and try to stand it
Or do I try to catch them red-handed
Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness
Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness
Because I can't hold on when I'm stretched so thin
I make the right moves but I'm lost within
I put on my daily facade but then
I just end up getting hurt again
By myself, myself
I ask why, but in my mind
I find I can't rely on myself
I can't hold on
To what I want when I'm stretched so thin
It's all too much to take in
I can't hold on
To anything watching everything spin
With thoughts of failure sinking in
If I turn my back I'm defenceless
And to go blindly seems senseless
If I hide my pride and let it all go on
Then they'll take take from me till everything is gone
If I let them go I'll be outdone
But if I try to catch them I'll be outrun
If I'm killed by the questions like a cancer
Then I'll be buried in the silence of the answer
By myself
How do you think
I've lost so much
I'm so afraid
I'm out of touch
How do you expect
I will know what to do
When all I know
Is what you tell me too
Don't you know
I can't tell you how to make it go
No matter what I do, how hard I try
I can't seem to convince myself why
I'm stuck on the outside
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markdad
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Joined: Aug 15, 2005
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I'm not Autistic, but my son probably is (eval next week), and as I've learned about Autism over the past couple of months, a song by the band The Notwist called "One Step Inside Doesn't Mean You Understand," which I had always thought of as a very pretty (if bitter) love song, now always makes me think of the Autistic perspective (as I imagine it):
Prepare your shoes not to come back soon,
Prepare your heart not to stop too soon.
You cannot walk with us.
One step inside doesn't mean you understand,
one step inside doesn't mean I'm yours.
In your world my feet are out of step,
my arms don't move, my hand won't grab.
I will never read your stupid map,
So don't call me incomplete.
You're the freak.
I highly recommend their record "Neon Golden." |
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Wisguy
Toucan
Joined: Apr 24, 2005
Posts: 282
Location: Appleton, WI
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:04 am Post subject: |
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A few that come to my mind include Elanor Rigby, Penny Lane and Nowhere Man by the Beatles, All By Myself by Eric Carmen, 38 Years Old by Tragically Hip and Alone Again (Naturally) by Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Mike
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Endersdragon
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Posts: 1666
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:33 am Post subject: |
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Oh and one that I always forget but when I listen to I always think is us is "Behind Blue Eyes" by (insert artist here) (is there any group that hasnt sang it???)
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