Songs you'd like to send to your ex (bf/gf, fiance,spouse)
Taylor Swift - "You're Not Sorry"
Dixie Chicks -> "Not Ready to Make Nice"
Carrie Underwood -> "Before He Cheats"
When I first met you, you were perfect.
I couldn’t believe how perfect you could be.
But over the years you’ve gotten perfecter
and with smug satisfaction look down your perfect nose at me.
Now, I can read the writing on the wall.
I know our relationship’s in danger.
And before you know it, I’ll be all alone again and
you’ll become a perfect stranger.
After you’ve gone, no one can tell me how to act.
I’ll do exactly as I please.
After you’ve gone, I’ll be my own man as soon
as I can get up off my knees.
The minute you go stepping out that door, I’ll throw my
socks and underwear all over the floor.
After you’ve gone, the lawn will be a jungle.
Call me Tarzan and I’ll call you Gone.
After you’ve gone, I’ll leave the toilet seat up.
I’ll stop recycling and start smoking cigarettes.
After you’ve gone, there’ll be a holiday.
I’ll take my Keough Plan to Reno and invest.
I’ll shave and leave my whiskers in the sink.
No, I’ll stop shaving, I’ll grow a beard. That’s what I think.
After you’ve gone, if you think I’ll miss you,
you’ll be wrong, baby, after you’ve gone.
After you’ve gone, your precious potted plants will DIE!
They’ll turn to sticks and twigs and dirt.
After you’ve gone, I’ll be a bachelor again.
I’ll order double helpings of dessert.
My buds Curly, Moe and Larry will be welcome here when you
and all your potpourri have disappeared.
After you’ve gone, I’ll have more closet space
to take your place after you’ve gone.
Nothing can take your place -
I’ll have more closet space -
After you’ve gone.
M.
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My thanks to all the wonderful members here; I will miss the opportunity to continue to learn and work with you.
For those who seek an alternative, it is coming.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
I couldn’t believe how perfect you could be.
But over the years you’ve gotten perfecter
and with smug satisfaction look down your perfect nose at me.
Now, I can read the writing on the wall.
I know our relationship’s in danger.
And before you know it, I’ll be all alone again and
you’ll become a perfect stranger.
After you’ve gone, no one can tell me how to act.
I’ll do exactly as I please.
After you’ve gone, I’ll be my own man as soon
as I can get up off my knees.
The minute you go stepping out that door, I’ll throw my
socks and underwear all over the floor.
After you’ve gone, the lawn will be a jungle.
Call me Tarzan and I’ll call you Gone.
After you’ve gone, I’ll leave the toilet seat up.
I’ll stop recycling and start smoking cigarettes.
After you’ve gone, there’ll be a holiday.
I’ll take my Keough Plan to Reno and invest.
I’ll shave and leave my whiskers in the sink.
No, I’ll stop shaving, I’ll grow a beard. That’s what I think.
After you’ve gone, if you think I’ll miss you,
you’ll be wrong, baby, after you’ve gone.
After you’ve gone, your precious potted plants will DIE!
They’ll turn to sticks and twigs and dirt.
After you’ve gone, I’ll be a bachelor again.
I’ll order double helpings of dessert.
My buds Curly, Moe and Larry will be welcome here when you
and all your potpourri have disappeared.
After you’ve gone, I’ll have more closet space
to take your place after you’ve gone.
Nothing can take your place -
I’ll have more closet space -
After you’ve gone.
M.
I'm not sure if this is a sad song, a happy song, or a comedic song. It's got me quite flummoxed.
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Into the dark...
dragonlady
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 37
Location: homosassa, florida
Sunshower - it's comedic, a group called 'Trout Fishing in America' performs it. The conformity in relationships has never been comfortable for me... it's nice to have found someone to compromise with - NOT the person that I would dedicate that song to, ever.
M.
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My thanks to all the wonderful members here; I will miss the opportunity to continue to learn and work with you.
For those who seek an alternative, it is coming.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
DaLoCo
Raven
Joined: 4 Jan 2009
Age: 55
Gender: Male
Posts: 115
Location: South Africa, also known as a galaxy far far away
M.
Ah I see. I agree about the conformity in relationships, I see it in my parents relationship (where my mum has 100% of the decision making power and control) and I think it's very unjust.
If I ever have a long term relationship or marriage I'd like for us to be equals in that partnership. On the other hand, that also means none of that old fashioned male "head of the house" thing either.
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Into the dark...
picture to burn by taylor swift
"you're a redneck heartbreak who's really bad at lying" yup that's him.
and idiot by lisa marie presley
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Homer: If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh, no! I'm not making two stops!
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