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Nico
I'm Miss World
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I thought you were asking who we like most, not who we would be happier with running the country. Anyway, I am insane, I know that for a fact so it doesnt bother me at all.
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skafather84
Platypus God
Joined: Mar 21, 2006
Age: 25
Posts: 6524
Location: New Orleans, LA
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Ragtime wrote: | Well, it's good to clearly see who people would vote for if Satan was running against Bush for president.
That can't actually happen, of course, but as I said, I just wanted to see how insane everyone really was on here.
Bush is a generally well-meaning guy, but you'd rather have Satan leading the country.
I guess I have my answer!
Now, it's time to ask: How many of you would like to go to Hell? I'm seriously asking, and wondering.
Because for all the bitching that some of you do against Christianity, I'm sure there are some here
who, in their insanity, are actually glad to be on their way to Hell, and thus have no argument with
Jesus' pronouncement that those who reject Him will go to Hell.
So, let's hear from people! |
your delusions are pathetic. |
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Ragtime
Legal Eagle Eye
Joined: Nov 03, 2006
Age: 30
Posts: 8764
Location: Dallas, Texas
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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| skafather84 wrote: | | Ragtime wrote: | Well, it's good to clearly see who people would vote for if Satan was running against Bush for president.
That can't actually happen, of course, but as I said, I just wanted to see how insane everyone really was on here.
Bush is a generally well-meaning guy, but you'd rather have Satan leading the country.
I guess I have my answer!
Now, it's time to ask: How many of you would like to go to Hell? I'm seriously asking, and wondering.
Because for all the bitching that some of you do against Christianity, I'm sure there are some here
who, in their insanity, are actually glad to be on their way to Hell, and thus have no argument with
Jesus' pronouncement that those who reject Him will go to Hell.
So, let's hear from people! |
your delusions are pathetic. |
Yours would be funny if they weren't so deadly serious.
This puts Christians like me in a dilemma, because I'm supposed to care about you guys,
but what's the practical point of caring about you if you seem to love Satan and seem totally committed to him?
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monty
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 05, 2007
Posts: 3158
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Ragtime wrote: |
This puts Christians like me in a dilemma, because I'm supposed to care about you guys,
but what's they point of caring about you if you seem to love Satan and seem totally committed to him? |
Umm ... if people don't believe your God/Jesus vs Satan picture of the world, if they don't believe in Satan at all, do you really think they would be committed to the red guy with a tail and horns?
Just asking. |
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twoshots
Boltzmann Brain
Joined: Nov 27, 2007
Posts: 4229
Location: Boötes void
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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!nataS evol I! !nataS evol I!
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Ragtime
Legal Eagle Eye
Joined: Nov 03, 2006
Age: 30
Posts: 8764
Location: Dallas, Texas
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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| monty wrote: | | Ragtime wrote: |
This puts Christians like me in a dilemma, because I'm supposed to care about you guys,
but what's they point of caring about you if you seem to love Satan and seem totally committed to him? |
Umm ... if people don't believe your God/Jesus vs Satan picture of the world, if they don't believe in Satan at all, do you really think they would be committed to the red guy with a tail and horns?
Just asking. |
As I clearly implied, I'm going by the responses they've already given in this thread,
when explaining why they voted for Satan. Nico is proud that "Satan" backwards is in her name, for instance.
I'm an Aspie; if people indicate to me that they like Satan, I'm likely to take that literally, and believe them.
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skafather84
Platypus God
Joined: Mar 21, 2006
Age: 25
Posts: 6524
Location: New Orleans, LA
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Ragtime wrote: | | I'm an Aspie; if people indicate to me that they like Satan, I'm likely to take that literally, and believe them. |
wow....you're pulling out the "i'm an aspie" card? really?? |
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greenblue
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Joined: Mar 26, 2007
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Location: Home
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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I remember in the days I recently got to WP, and saw Ragtime, I was wondering how can someone be an aspie and a conservative christian at the same time  and I still wonder actually.
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monty
Phoenix
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Ragtime wrote: |
As I clearly implied, I'm going by the responses they've already given in this thread,
when explaining why they voted for Satan. Nico is proud that "Satan" backwards is in her name, for instance.
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If it is backwards, wouldn't that make her the anti-Satan? |
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NobelCynic
Deinonychus
Joined: Nov 29, 2006
Age: 61
Posts: 328
Location: New Jersey, U.S.A.
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| greenblue wrote: | | I remember in the days I recently got to WP, and saw Ragtime, I was wondering how can someone be an aspie and a conservative christian at the same time and I still wonder actually. |
I don't see the conflict Greenblue.
You can't cast all Christians in the same mold as Ragtime unless you want to justify casting all aspies in the same mold as Ragtime; and you wouldn't want that, would you? 
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monty
Phoenix
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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| NobelCynic wrote: |
You can't cast all Christians in the same mold as Ragtime unless you want to justify casting all aspies in the same mold as Ragtime; and you wouldn't want that, would you? |
Ok, good point.
What about Santa? Is he Satan to the dyslexics?? |
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DeanFoley
Deinonychus
Joined: Nov 07, 2007
Posts: 398
Location: England-Birmingham
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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I'm ashamed of all of you.
It sounds like you were expecting rational thought on this thread. Honestly, you clicked on a thread started by Ragtime, then expected rational thinking?!
You should all be ashamed of yourselves  . |
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Quatermass
Cynical, Sardonic, and Generally Ironic
Joined: Apr 28, 2006
Posts: 18453
Location: On the Liberator...
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Ragtime wrote: | | monty wrote: | | Ragtime wrote: |
This puts Christians like me in a dilemma, because I'm supposed to care about you guys,
but what's they point of caring about you if you seem to love Satan and seem totally committed to him? |
Umm ... if people don't believe your God/Jesus vs Satan picture of the world, if they don't believe in Satan at all, do you really think they would be committed to the red guy with a tail and horns?
Just asking. |
As I clearly implied, I'm going by the responses they've already given in this thread,
when explaining why they voted for Satan. Nico is proud that "Satan" backwards is in her name, for instance.
I'm an Aspie; if people indicate to me that they like Satan, I'm likely to take that literally, and believe them. |
People are voting for Satan, because if you're any indication of what God is like, then they'd rather pick him. Lunatic.
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Ragtime
Legal Eagle Eye
Joined: Nov 03, 2006
Age: 30
Posts: 8764
Location: Dallas, Texas
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:36 am Post subject: |
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| skafather84 wrote: | | Ragtime wrote: | | I'm an Aspie; if people indicate to me that they like Satan, I'm likely to take that literally, and believe them. |
wow....you're pulling out the "i'm an aspie" card? really?? |
I'm actually saying I believe you guys. And I do.
In the above, I'm simply communicating that fact.
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Ragtime
Legal Eagle Eye
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Location: Dallas, Texas
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:38 am Post subject: |
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| Quatermass wrote: | | Ragtime wrote: | | monty wrote: | | Ragtime wrote: |
This puts Christians like me in a dilemma, because I'm supposed to care about you guys,
but what's they point of caring about you if you seem to love Satan and seem totally committed to him? |
Umm ... if people don't believe your God/Jesus vs Satan picture of the world, if they don't believe in Satan at all, do you really think they would be committed to the red guy with a tail and horns?
Just asking. |
As I clearly implied, I'm going by the responses they've already given in this thread,
when explaining why they voted for Satan. Nico is proud that "Satan" backwards is in her name, for instance.
I'm an Aspie; if people indicate to me that they like Satan, I'm likely to take that literally, and believe them. |
People are voting for Satan, because if you're any indication of what God is like, then they'd rather pick him. Lunatic. |
As to the other poll, the one pitting Jesus against Satan, which is the one you seem to be indicating,
the reason they're voting for Satan has nothing to do with me, as I am not on the poll.
Some people on WP really like me, contra your generalization.
Jesus managed to be hated so bad, that His audience killed Him, yet some people liked Him, too.
People are voting for Satan because they're answering the poll honestly:
they like Satan more than Jesus.
The poll was stated as clearly and as simply as possible,
and they've clearly and simply made their choice.
Therefore, if God sends them to Hell, how can they object? They voted for Satan, against Jesus!
What argument could they have against God sending them to Hell, despite all their objections on this
forum that Christianity damns people?
They clearly would rather be with the guy they like most -- Satan -- than with Jesus.
So, wouldn't God be granting their wish if He sent them to Hell?
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