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13 Feb 2009, 8:54 pm

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So 'Men in Black' is a documentary.

Ohh... You bring my eyes to tears... see that's humor. :lmao:

Which reminds me off: http://www.prankplace.com/tshirts_lmao.htm (I'm not allowed deeplinking pictures from the site)



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13 Feb 2009, 8:59 pm

I got mine from the tooth fairy when she got mad that the tooth under the pillow had a cavity.


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14 Feb 2009, 9:32 am

ZOMG! WE CAN CURE AUTISM WITH TEH FOIL HATS!! !! !! !! 8O



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14 Feb 2009, 2:11 pm

Are aliens implanting us with autism, or are they just abducting us because we have autism.

Think about it @_@

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14 Feb 2009, 2:21 pm

i gotta get myself one of these hats, heres my £100 unaspie me :lol:



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14 Feb 2009, 3:19 pm

Nah, i dont think they gave us autism, im not really sure why or how people become autistic, to be completely honest, i think that autistic people are just a different kind of homo sepien,for example:
there are clownfish and goldfish, they are all fish, just different kinds of them
Lol we should be called homo aspergians! That would rock!



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14 Feb 2009, 3:22 pm

Um... Scientologists are secretly trying to get people to believe this so that they can say they'll protect your children from getting Autism if you join up with them? *Partially, but not completely, serious*



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14 Feb 2009, 3:28 pm

waiit a sec
that means were the chosen ones, i can live with that 8)
wee luuv the chosen one luvin him is soo much fuun :geek:



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14 Feb 2009, 7:10 pm

PunkyKat wrote:
..."The woman’s son, age 8, starting wearing a #3 helmet. Previous to the helmet he was diagnosed as autistic, had reoccurring nightmares of what he said were monsters, and told his mother that aliens told him to obey them. He has not been taken while wearing the helmet and his doctors report that his autism has improved markedly. However, he reported that he was abducted on his way to or from school. He had several unexplained marks on his body and told his mother that he had surgery. A neurologist who examined the boy said he has an abnormal EEG."...

The child may have Childhood Onset Schizophrenia (COS), but it is a very rare condition (ca. 1 in 40,000). Children with COS often have significant social difficulties, they maybe misdiagnosed with autism/asperger's as a result. The fact that he has an abnormal EEG points to this conclusion.

About Childhood Onset Schizophrenia

On the other hand, this maybe a case of Folie à Deux, whereby a mentally ill person who is in a close relationship with someone else (mother and son in this case) has "infected" a sane person (her son) with a delusion i.e. an induced delusional disorder - a belief in UFOs, alien abduction and mind control.

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folie_à_deux]About Folie à deux[/url]

"This syndrome is most commonly diagnosed when the two or more individuals concerned live in proximity and may be socially or physically isolated and have little interaction with other people." - Wiki

And for those that don't believe any of this, here is how to make your own Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Tin Foil Hat



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14 Feb 2009, 7:24 pm

I don't know about alien abductions causing autism, but I think maybe vaccines cause...alien abductions. Something about the planet Mercury being in the vaccines which is where the aliens probably are from.


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15 Feb 2009, 1:10 pm

I have the same problem with socks and I'd like to know if someone has any theories where a lone sock vanishes in every wash?


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15 Feb 2009, 2:27 pm

Greentea wrote:
I have the same problem with socks and I'd like to know if someone has any theories where a lone sock vanishes in every wash?


i always blamed not Quantum Theory but Quantum PRACTICE

either that or free roaming spin-offs spun from around Bermuda

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15 Feb 2009, 2:41 pm

Seriously, I think the Bermuda Triangle may indeed be stealing my socks one by one :(


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15 Feb 2009, 5:40 pm

Wow. So all I need to do to increase my employability and relationship success is to wear a tin foil helmet?

Possible science employer "can I ask why you are wearing the hat?"
Me "I had teh Aspergers, but dis hat stop alien abducting me. I can has job?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Besides, I'd rather be on the mothership with George Clinton


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15 Feb 2009, 5:43 pm

Who says were are being abducted, why can't we actually be the aliens?



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15 Feb 2009, 7:37 pm

http://www.stopabductions.com/C-Histories.htm
Here's the site it came from. I thought it was just a joke at first but these people seem to be dead serious.


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