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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watching that video I couldn't decide if it was a joke or for real.

So cute, it was. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If she is for real I feel bad laughing. Oh well...

It's not mean spirited laughter. Do you think she is for real? Confused If so...

The world needs more crazy people like her to lighten up this place.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To all alien bastards, there's gonna be hell to pay:



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

slowmutant wrote:
Watching that video I couldn't decide if it was a joke or for real.

So cute, it was. Smile


ok:itwasbut:

WHATwazzit??/toxic@RobertO.iii
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've always had dreams of alien things, other planets, invasions, etc. 10 years ago I saw a UFO. It glowed orange with a red pulsating light. Sometime afterward I had a dream where I was in what seemed like a waiting room. There was a hallway with walls of light, and it led to another room that seemed to be dark. At the foot of the hallway lays this alien being like it was dead. In the room there was also a couch, so I sat down, looked over at the alien, and this time it was staring at me. I suddenly get this extremely sharp pain in my head and I see myself sitting on an operating table with hanging lights above me. I could see that hallway, too. That was it. Later I saw a scar on my right ear that looked like a needle had gone through. It was a clean, oval hole. I still have the scar, but it's closed up.

I can't say that was my first "abduction" experience, but it's the only one I remember. Since then I've had dreams of different kinds of aliens, being on a UFO, visiting other planets, meeting humanoid space travelers who arrived on Earth in their podship, alien technology being implemented on Earth, and total invasions.

Then this year I find out I have AS, so who knows if there's a connection. Maybe they do things that cause it, or maybe they're attracted to autism. Maybe both. Maybe not at all. It's interesting to ponder, though.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, alien abduction, eh? It's all so clear now, and if you won't accept this truth then you are obviously part of the conspiracy to cover it up...!... Razz and are likely a Lizard Person as well
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pobodys_Nerfect wrote:
Why would they give us Autism/AS?


There is a theory that aliens created us and that our fore fathers were indeed from the constellation lyra and the pleiades star system they are rumoured to be much like humans in terms of how we look but emotionally they are far superior. Also it is rumoured that another race known as the greys (the common abduction type alien) are masters of genetic engineering and see potential in us also it is rumoured that their race is dying out because they can no longer reproduce by natural reproduction and use genetic engineering instead. Basically they see us as containers that are ideal for them to mess about with our genetic material and its thought that these greys act in an autistic way - rigid movement, lack empathy, narrow interests mainly science and math based. so there just could well be a case here its rumoured they have started the foundations of a mass alien/human hybrid program....they do say nothings impossible.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a lot of theories out there, and I'm certainly not going to dismiss the general idea that our genetics are partly 'from the stars'.

I'm a big fan of Michael Tsarion's theory - that the original civilizations (Atlantis and Lemuria) were not of Earth origin and begin messing with the DNA of whatever humanoid existed during that time (most likely Neanderthal). There's a huge fast-forward in evolution between Neanderthal and Cro-magnon. I wouldn't be surprised if Cro-magnon is a result of genetic tampering.

Tsarion says the first race created was too intelligent to be slaves, so they moved on to a different continent and started the Lemurian civilization. Then the Atlanteans created a new race, the "Adamic Race" and some of the Lemurians came to "tempt" them away. The women ("Eves") were more receptive to this information, and had to convince the men to follow along. And thus you have the story of the Garden of Eden.

True or not, it's a neat way of looking at things. I don't believe or disbelieve it, but I do think there's a lot going on that we don't know about.

Check this out:





That doesn't really have anything to do with autism. I think if aliens are a cause of autism, it another agenda entirely.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right on. I am glad you posted this. 'Odd' theories happen to be a guilty pleasure of mine. My last big kick involved the Jinn and how they have been perceived as aliens... Some of the stuff out there makes me laugh myself sick, some of it makes me think. In the end, no one knows... I mean, had I been alive 500 years ago and someone told me, "Hey, eat this mold for a few days and you will be better." I would have thought them insane... Now we have penicillin... Whether I believe it or not, I agree, it is a neat way of looking at things.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was abducted and raised by my parents. They were from planet NT.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, you fool, you only capitalise the first letter of Nt. It's pronounced NIt-eY.

I wouldn't put it past the Aliens to create NTs, though. Aspies are merely a throwback. The plan was to create a race that would easily conform to the social environment they are placed in, and would make good slaves, since they would follow mindlessly the actions of celebrity figureheads. As you may have observed, it has only been partially successful.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah.

And they also made me gay, too.

There are other theories I prefer, like the "mutant genius" theory. Some highly evolved, cultured beings are put on this planet to steer human evolution and development. But if these people were to breed, it would cause humanity to advance too quickly, so they are made [insert gay, socially inept, etc. etc. here] so that they don't. This theory presupposes two things: one, that we don't breed, and two, that we are highly evolved, cultured beings. The first premise is disproved by the number of Aspie (gay) parents out there. As for the second, some of us are not, in fact, highly evolve, cultured beings. Some of us are, in fact, complete a**holes.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, but that's just another technique to make sure humanity doesn't advance too quickly Laughing Besides, they need to breed at replacement rate.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was abducted, taken from my bed while asleep, and then, when they finished with me, I was dumped in a field with a bunch of cows. A few days later I found out, telepathically, that the old lady across the road had pimped me out to the Aliens and was paid in hard candy. A year's worth.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want them to abduct me! I'm bored down here!
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