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13 Jan 2010, 1:05 pm

garyww wrote:

So 'Men in Black' is a documentary.

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Exactly. Though, there isn't a uniform as indicated in the film, and these people actually still exist. They just occupy phantom positions in various government and non-government organizations.

How else do you think the government justifies $50k on a toilet seat. </sarcasm>

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26 Jan 2010, 12:43 am

According to this guy, aliens can now take the form of humans and masqurade as one. Just skip the video to 8:45 and listen. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWpMYkd__hs&feature=related[/youtube]

you might have to watch part 15 too. Maybe we are these new hybrids you keep hearing about.

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26 Jan 2010, 1:09 am

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Moony wrote:

The thing you said about they greys... You aren't by chance thinking of the asgard from Stargate, are you? Because that's EXACTLY their plotline.

The Asgard were modeled after a theory about greys that already existed, except the Asgard are benevolent.

Ah. That makes sense. I figured it would take one crazy nut to model his theories of alien abduction after a scifi TV show.

Allow me to give one final word on the existance of aliens:

Pics or it never happened

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26 Jan 2010, 7:02 am

Sounds like when I was little. I'd make up stories and pretend to be characters in movies, and the other people in the family had to play, too. I'd get mad when they stepped out of line. I'd go into the towel cabinet, cover myself in towels, and try to convince my parents I was a monster that had kidnapped their real daughter. Was always confused why it never worked...

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26 Jan 2010, 9:10 am

I guess that explains why Mick is different from most celebrities. :lol:

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18 Feb 2010, 9:00 pm

I don't think Aliens make us autistic, I actually think Autistic people's ancestors are aliens(that can breed with humans) who abducted women and made them pregnant with alien children(Autistics)
sometimes when an Alien (Autistic person) breeds with a Human(NT) the kid could be more human but the Alien gene resurfices after a while. I also think we have different alien ancestors, this is why many other autistic people also seem like Aliens to me (although not as Alien as NTs)

This could also explain why its speculated that theres a link between Autism and psychic abilities.

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18 Feb 2010, 9:07 pm

Ad wrote:

Please tell me this is one of those rare instances where the sarcasm is going completely over my head.

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18 Feb 2010, 9:12 pm

I think it's also a situation where the sarcasm at the beginning of the article has gone over someone else's head...

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18 Feb 2010, 9:17 pm

valkyrieraven88 wrote:

I think it's also a situation where the sarcasm at the beginning of the article has gone over someone else's head...

Haha, that too. I forgot exactly what the OP said; I had to go back and read it. If he replies back, I'll explain in the morning why that isn't the case (other than the fact that we have had ZERO contact with other life, much less other intelligent life). I'm just getting a little tired, and I tend to be kind of snarky. I like it though; it's refreshing. It's as close as I ever come to being un-nice, and it helps let off steam.

Also, your towel cabinet story cracked me up! :lol:

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18 Feb 2010, 9:33 pm

Thanks. ^^ That was a lot of fun, too. I played that game all the time.

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18 Feb 2010, 10:34 pm

Oh my god. Are you guys serious?
Step in the real world.

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18 Feb 2010, 10:52 pm

I was abducted by the martians, who shot marshmallow jelly up my nose and then gave me electric shock treatment. I'm going to turn into a marshmallow eventually. Maybe the reason why people eat a lot of marshmallows is because the government is aware of the martians' strategy for invasion and are trying to feed them to people. I am, of course, being sarcastic. I don't think that autism is really caused by aliens.

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19 Feb 2010, 1:01 am

I am really from a planet of meerkats. Meerkats aren't really from earth, they are just smart enough to trick you silly humans into thinking they are. I was one of the meerkat scientists given human form so I could blend in and study the humans. Not a very bright bunch if you ask me. 2012 is when we meerkats are going to let everyone in our our plans. :silly:

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19 Feb 2010, 1:24 am

Well, i had an uncle leap out of a guys chest when he was born . . . a nympho cousin whose body could gestate a child in several minutes (course she had hormonal issues and was a serial murderer) . . . oh, a grandfather who was into collecting skulls (preferring to take them fresh from commandos). Lemme see here had a many-times great uncle who was into circles bridging worlds (but seemed to despise Egyptians), and there was also that grandmother who had issues with "flying monsters that attacked her at night" . . .

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19 Feb 2010, 7:47 am

aspiegirl2 wrote:

So it was in fact Mars-mallows? :wink:

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19 Feb 2010, 10:04 am

No, cause alien abductions aren't real-

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