Vanis
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
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Age: 22
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| Autism is caused by Satan. Only by accepting Jesus Christ into your heart can you be free of this terrible, terrible curse. |
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DataJinx
Sea Gull
Joined: Sep 25, 2011
Age: 21
Posts: 224
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Autism is caused by time travel technology.
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NZaspiegirl016
Sea Gull
Joined: Oct 11, 2011
Age: 17
Posts: 216
Location: Somewhere in Aspergian New Zealand
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Autism is caused by eating too much sugar. (wait no, that would be hyperactivity, wouldn't it? Oh well)
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Mmuffinn
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: Oct 05, 2011
Age: 29
Posts: 177
Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:23 am Post subject: |
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| Autism is caused by cabbages and, to a lesser extent, brussel sprouts. |
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GreyGirl
Whatever kind of bird Woodstock is.
Joined: Oct 17, 2011
Posts: 1048
Location: In the world of pure imagination
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| Autism is caused by not giving children ponies. |
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CommanderAspie613
Blue Jay
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Joined: Nov 20, 2011
Posts: 87
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| Vanis wrote: | | Autism is caused by Satan. Only by accepting Jesus Christ into your heart can you be free of this terrible, terrible curse. |
Autism is caused by believing in a nut, uhh, I mean Jesus, not a nutjob at all...  |
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MsMarginalized
Species 5618
Joined: Jul 19, 2011
Posts: 1830
Location: Lost in the Delta Quadrant
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| Autism is caused by keeping your room messey. |
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DataJinx
Sea Gull
Joined: Sep 25, 2011
Age: 21
Posts: 224
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Autism is caused by not enough time spent online.
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MsMarginalized
Species 5618
Joined: Jul 19, 2011
Posts: 1830
Location: Lost in the Delta Quadrant
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| Autism is caused by over-flouridating the water supply. |
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AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 22
Posts: 22530
Location: Portland, Oregon
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| Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Autism is caused by eating lots of gummy bears while online.
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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat! |
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
Joined: Nov 12, 2011
Age: 40
Posts: 5632
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Autism is caused by my next door neighbour
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AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 22
Posts: 22530
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Autism is caused by racist, sexist, or homophobic neighbors.
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
Joined: Nov 12, 2011
Age: 40
Posts: 5632
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Autism is caused by my washing machine
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AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 22
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Location: Portland, Oregon
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Autism is caused by my oven and microwave.
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DataJinx
Sea Gull
Joined: Sep 25, 2011
Age: 21
Posts: 224
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Autism is caused by the traces of DNA left by Ancient Aliens when they interbred with the human population thousands of years ago.
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