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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Told the bank teller what for... |
| MrVulcan |
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Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 12:10 am
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| The thing is that i was not really angry at him...I was just tripped up by the interraction. I didn't say it in a mean way..it is just what came out. I was just letting him know that I couldn't play along with the script. It did not come automatically...it just stressed me out. I was not used to it... |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 1:14 am
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Replies: 19,015
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Granted. But you can't land, and your arms are getting really tired.
I wish I would have started packing much earlier. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 12:03 pm
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Granted. You find a wife, have 10 kids, which causes her to gain 300 lbs... Now you're living like Al Bundy.
I wish I could never get heartburn almost every single day.  |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
| MrVulcan |
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Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 2:07 pm
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Granted, but you have an incredibly high mortgage at 30% interest rate.
I wish I could live in Antarctica. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 12:23 pm
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Granted. All your utility & credit card bills disappear, and I take all your $5, $10, $20, $50, $100... bills away from you.
I wish my nose wasn't so stuffed up. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 10:44 pm
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Granted. But now math is the only thing you're good at.
I wish my body didn't hurt so much from packing. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 2:10 am
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Replies: 19,015
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Granted. But you'll have to use an old 486 computer to run it because nobody makes 16-bit drivers anymore. Also, if you move the mouse while it's booting up, it locks up.
I wish there was no such thing as dust so my room could stay perfectly clean all the time. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
| MrVulcan |
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Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 8:02 pm
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Granted. You turn into Windows NT 4.0, but then you get a blue screen of death. 
I wish mens underwear didn't have those stupid holes in the front! What kind of idiot invented those anyways? |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
| MrVulcan |
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Posted: 24 Nov 2009, 7:42 pm
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Replies: 19,015
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Granted. Now you keep posting to the "Last person to post wins" thread instead.
I wish Windows Update never requires me to reboot after installing new updates. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 24 Nov 2009, 8:53 am
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Granted. They passed last year.
I wish I could build a toll booth on the "Information Super-Highway" and collect $0.02 for every IP packet sent. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 24 Nov 2009, 12:01 am
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Replies: 19,015
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Granted. Isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol is free.
I wish my sister wasn't such an Ass Burger.  |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Are there certain words you just cant stand? |
| MrVulcan |
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Posted: 22 Nov 2009, 10:38 pm
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| Hmm... The topic is "words" that we hate, but a lot of people seem to be adding phrases that they hate. So to go along with this trend, I hate it when people can't follow rules or instructions. :) As for some words I hate: Acquaintance Agenda Apropos (I don't even know what the hell that means) Blin... |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: Corrupt A Wish |
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Posted: 20 Nov 2009, 10:48 pm
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Granted. You lose your arms & legs in an accident and go on disability insurance for the rest of your life.
I wish I knew where everybody went and why there's barely any posts here anymore. |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: What are your most hated sensations |
| MrVulcan |
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Posted: 18 Nov 2009, 8:05 pm
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| People whistling. For some reason the sound is almost 'painful' and it completely scrambles my thoughts. People are ALWAYS doing it in the labs/computer rooms at uni. Not helpful when I'm in the middle of a difficult assignment! Also I can't stand it when too many people talk at once. That's why go... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Do you get annoyed when people cant pronounce aspergers? |
| MrVulcan |
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Posted: 18 Nov 2009, 8:45 am
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Replies: 28
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| A 'p' and a 'b' sound almost identical in the word Asperger, so unless you specifically emphasize the 'P', it'll sound like Ass Burger to people who've never heard of Aspergers before because their mind hears a new word and tries to make sense of it... Since they know the words Ass & Burger, the... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Do you get annoyed when people cant pronounce aspergers? |
| MrVulcan |
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Posted: 17 Nov 2009, 11:12 pm
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| Me and my sister always call each other Ass Burgers. It's just funnier that way. |
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