~Film Quotes~

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"Houston, we have a problem" - Apollo 13

"Heeere's Johnny!!" - The Shining

"Hasta La Vista, baby" - Terminator 2

From somebody in the movie Doom:

"If they were so smart, how come they're so dead?"

"I say we waste him, no offence" - Corporal Hicks - Aliens

Austin Powers: Hey! how did this get in here? That's not mine. Somebody's playing a prank on me! This sort of thing ain't my Bag, Baby!

We better split up. Good idea we can do more damage that way. Ghostbusters.

"There here!" - Poltergeist

"Must go faster, must go faster"

I think that Jeff Goldblum actually says this line the exact same way in Jurassic Park and Independance day.

Goldfinger (1965)


“Do you expect me to talk?” - James Bond

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!” - Auric Goldfinger

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Dave: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

"Do I look like a Policeman!!? - Batman Begins

My all-time favorite movie that ever existed and ever will exist: Airplane! And I quote:

Dr. Rumack: How soon can we land?
Capt. Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Oveur: No, no I mean I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well can't you take a guess?
Capt. Oveur: Well...I'd say not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Or perhaps from the sequel: Airplane 2: The Sequel.

Buck: Stand by to kill your auxiliary engines.
Ted: Roger that.
Buck: Alright, Striker...kill your auxiliary engines!
Ted: Murdock! The d*** lever just came off in my hand!
Buck: Try another lever!
Ted: There are no other levers!
Buck: No buttons?
Ted: No, no buttons, just lights, switches and knobs!
Buck: Oh, cut the bleeding-heart cr** Striker. We've all got our lights, switches and knobs; I mean down here we have literally hundreds of thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights. Blinking...and beeping...and flashing...and flashing...I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! THEY'RE BLINKING AND BEEPING AND FLASHING! WHY...I'm...I'm alright, I'm alright.

More from Airplane and Airplane 2:

Percival: Sir, these lights are blinking out of sequence. What should we do?
Buck: Get them to blink in sequence!

Ted: Where am I going to find a piece of metal? In space? ...at this hour?

Air Traffic Controller #1: But he doesn't have any flying experience at all; he's a menace to himself and everything that's in the air. Yes, birds too.

Leon: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.
Jacobs: And Leon's getting laaaaaarger!

And one from Monty Python's Life of Brian:

Brian: You're all different!
Crowd: Yes! We're all different!
Man: I'm not...

Surely you cant be serious? I am serious. And dont call me Shirley. Airplane!

The survival of everyone on board depends on someone who can fly and didnt have fish for dinner. Airplane!

Here's a little trivia for you, ilikedragons: Airplane! was a parody of an old B-movie called Zero Hour! which had lines that were very similar to the ones in Airplane!, like the fish one you just quoted. In ZH, however, they weren't supposed to be funny, but you know.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."