Simpsons: Best. Moments. Ever.

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Grampa: "Not many people know, I owned the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over and over. A he would say, then B, C would usually follow".
Sideshow Bob: (annoyed moan).

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Gil nearly sells a car to Homer but someone else takes his oppertunity away and then he calls his wife.
"Honey you should have seen it...no I didn't but I nearly...who is that? Is that Fred. Aw but you said it was over, no don't put him on..Hello Fred hi.

The spoof on the Great Escape. The Ayn Rand school for tots was a hoot.

ruveyn

Smithers: "People see you as something of an ogre."

Burns: "I ought ta club them and eat their bones!"

Homer: "Turkey the only animal smarter than man"
sees a turkey.
"What the hell is that?"
turkey gobbles
"(gasps) a turkey".

Bart's wiener while skateboarding (from the Simpsons Movie).

"I hope that was a cat"--Moe, after running over something in the Simpsons Road Rage video game.

Moe calls Marge aka The Listen Lady:
"Hi I have another problem it's about my cat"
Cat meows in the background.
"SHUT UP I'm asking her"

Homer: The SUN! why thats the hottest place on earth
hey Waylon whos the bear?
The national weather service says sunrise is still at 6:10 and to please stop calling
The glove slap song
Move over eggs --bacon just got a new best friend
the Homer and Mindy episode with Barney in a bikini singing the I dream of Jeannie theme song
"Hurl this at that--but Lenny he's a war hero-lets decorates him then--OWWW! my eye I'm not supposed to get pudding in it---that was capital my lung is aching"
"Is that plutomium on your gums--kiss me"
the Tomacco episode.
The crayon in Homer's nose episode
"We could remove the crayon and it could make you smarter-or it could kill you--Increase my killing power ehhhh"
Yes I'm a surgeon
"Extended waranty how can I lose--thats the sweet spot"

A number of scenes from "The PTA disbands"

Marge: "Homer there's a man here who thinks he can help you".
Homer: "Batman?"
Marge: "No he's a scientist".
Homer: "Batmans a scientist"
Marge: "It's not Batman".

In Bart the Daredevil. Homer keeps falling down the gorge. A classic Simpsons moment.

ruaknowitall wrote

In Homer the Vigilante, in a daydream, Homer tries to nuke a bunch of beatniks. Then he winds up riding it ala Dr. Strangelove. Whoooooooooooo-hoo-hoo-hoo! BOOOOOOM!

Dr. Nick Riviera, showing a syringe Homer on the operating table - "This shot will make the operation seem like a wonderful dream!" then administers the shot to himself.

In Homer's Triple Bypass when Homer is being put down for the operation and the last thing he sees is Dr Nick Riviera saying "What the hell is that?"