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15 Oct 2012, 12:41 pm

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Me: "Great. So, what now?"


Me: " Well, we could... naw it's too simple. "


Me: "What's too simple?"

Wakko: "Come on, share!" (Hops up and down) "What is it? What is it?"

(Hey, James, you want to do Broadcast Nuisance after this? We haven't done that one yet.)


Me: " Well, we could just open the door, and ask people if they want a pet rock? "

( sure why not )


(Okay, Let's set up the scene.)

Me: "Why not? Hey, does anyone want a pet rock?"

(Two men enter)

Man 1: "We would like it."

Man 2: "However, we need to deliver these sandwiches to the News studio." (Holds up a paper bag)

Me: "We could do it for you, right guys?"


Me: " Sure, what could possibly go wrong? "


Yakko: "We're not that stupid. We just know the plot. Come on!"

(We race off to the News studio)


* arrives at the news station *


Dan Anchorman: "Why are you all standing around staring at me? Do you have any idea what time it is?!"

Yakko: "Lunch time!"

Dan Anchorman: "Lunch time?"


Me: " Well, duh! "


Dan Anchorman: (Arrogantly) "Just WHO do you think you ARE?"

Me: "We. . ." (Reads the label of the sandwich bags) "We're from Sam 'n Ella's Coffee Shop."

The Warners: "Eat our food and you're bound to drop. Then they only thing that's left to do. . ."

Me: "Guys, not in front of the kids." (Points to the cameras)

Yakko: "Oh, sorry."


:lol:


(We gather around Dan Anchorman)

Anchorman: "I placed this order hours ago. Are you out of your minds?!"


Me: " No " * to self * " But, you will be. "


Yakko: "But we are out of our pickes, so you'll have to take colesaw."


Me: " Since when? "


Me: "Wakko."

(Wakko stuffs the last three pickles down his throat)

Me: "Who has the tongue in a bun?"

(Wakko unrolls his tongue, revealing a bun on it)

Yakko: "All right." (Takes out a sandwich from the bag) "Who's the ham on rye?"

Dan Anchorman: "That's me!"

Yakko: "Just remember, you said that, we didn't."


Me: " How about a tip? "


Dan Anchorman: "What?"

(Dot suddenly grabs the sandwich)

Dot: "I'm famished." (Eats the sandwich)

Dan Anchorman: "How dare you eat my sandwich?!"

Dot: "It was yours? I didn't see your name on it."

Wakko: "That will be six dollars and remember, it is customary to leave a tip."

Me: "About 15%, to be exact."

Dan Anchorman: "You people expect me to pay for this?! I didn't even get a sandwich!"


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16 Oct 2012, 8:39 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
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KyleTheGhost wrote:
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KyleTheGhost wrote:
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KyleTheGhost wrote:
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KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Me: "Great. So, what now?"


Me: " Well, we could... naw it's too simple. "


Me: "What's too simple?"

Wakko: "Come on, share!" (Hops up and down) "What is it? What is it?"

(Hey, James, you want to do Broadcast Nuisance after this? We haven't done that one yet.)


Me: " Well, we could just open the door, and ask people if they want a pet rock? "

( sure why not )


(Okay, Let's set up the scene.)

Me: "Why not? Hey, does anyone want a pet rock?"

(Two men enter)

Man 1: "We would like it."

Man 2: "However, we need to deliver these sandwiches to the News studio." (Holds up a paper bag)

Me: "We could do it for you, right guys?"


Me: " Sure, what could possibly go wrong? "


Yakko: "We're not that stupid. We just know the plot. Come on!"

(We race off to the News studio)


* arrives at the news station *


Dan Anchorman: "Why are you all standing around staring at me? Do you have any idea what time it is?!"

Yakko: "Lunch time!"

Dan Anchorman: "Lunch time?"


Me: " Well, duh! "


Dan Anchorman: (Arrogantly) "Just WHO do you think you ARE?"

Me: "We. . ." (Reads the label of the sandwich bags) "We're from Sam 'n Ella's Coffee Shop."

The Warners: "Eat our food and you're bound to drop. Then they only thing that's left to do. . ."

Me: "Guys, not in front of the kids." (Points to the cameras)

Yakko: "Oh, sorry."


:lol:


(We gather around Dan Anchorman)

Anchorman: "I placed this order hours ago. Are you out of your minds?!"


Me: " No " * to self * " But, you will be. "


Yakko: "But we are out of our pickes, so you'll have to take colesaw."


Me: " Since when? "


Me: "Wakko."

(Wakko stuffs the last three pickles down his throat)

Me: "Who has the tongue in a bun?"

(Wakko unrolls his tongue, revealing a bun on it)

Yakko: "All right." (Takes out a sandwich from the bag) "Who's the ham on rye?"

Dan Anchorman: "That's me!"

Yakko: "Just remember, you said that, we didn't."


Me: " How about a tip? "


Dan Anchorman: "What?"

(Dot suddenly grabs the sandwich)

Dot: "I'm famished." (Eats the sandwich)

Dan Anchorman: "How dare you eat my sandwich?!"

Dot: "It was yours? I didn't see your name on it."

Wakko: "That will be six dollars and remember, it is customary to leave a tip."

Me: "About 15%, to be exact."

Dan Anchorman: "You people expect me to pay for this?! I didn't even get a sandwich!"


Me: " Yes. "


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16 Oct 2012, 9:48 am

Dan Anchorman: "Get out, you horrible crustaceans! Get out! Get out! Get out!" (Throw us out)


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17 Oct 2012, 9:28 am

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Dan Anchorman: "Get out, you horrible crustaceans! Get out! Get out! Get out!" (Throw us out)


Me: " When did we become fish? "


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17 Oct 2012, 4:46 pm

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Dan Anchorman: "Get out, you horrible crustaceans! Get out! Get out! Get out!" (Throw us out)


Me: " When did we become fish? "


Me: "I don't know, but what a rude man!"

Dot: "Of all the nerve."

Yakko: "I'll say. We never even got our tip!"


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18 Oct 2012, 9:59 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
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Dan Anchorman: "Get out, you horrible crustaceans! Get out! Get out! Get out!" (Throw us out)


Me: " When did we become fish? "


Me: "I don't know, but what a rude man!"

Dot: "Of all the nerve."

Yakko: "I'll say. We never even got our tip!"


Me: " What should we do? "


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18 Oct 2012, 2:56 pm

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Dan Anchorman: "Get out, you horrible crustaceans! Get out! Get out! Get out!" (Throw us out)


Me: " When did we become fish? "


Me: "I don't know, but what a rude man!"

Dot: "Of all the nerve."

Yakko: "I'll say. We never even got our tip!"


Me: " What should we do? "


Wakko: "I protest! We were supposed to get a tip!"

Me: "That's it! Let's protest for our tip!"


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19 Oct 2012, 9:02 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
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Dan Anchorman: "Get out, you horrible crustaceans! Get out! Get out! Get out!" (Throw us out)


Me: " When did we become fish? "


Me: "I don't know, but what a rude man!"

Dot: "Of all the nerve."

Yakko: "I'll say. We never even got our tip!"


Me: " What should we do? "


Wakko: "I protest! We were supposed to get a tip!"

Me: "That's it! Let's protest for our tip!"


Me: " Yeah! "


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19 Oct 2012, 9:38 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Dan Anchorman: "Get out, you horrible crustaceans! Get out! Get out! Get out!" (Throw us out)


Me: " When did we become fish? "


Me: "I don't know, but what a rude man!"

Dot: "Of all the nerve."

Yakko: "I'll say. We never even got our tip!"


Me: " What should we do? "


Wakko: "I protest! We were supposed to get a tip!"

Me: "That's it! Let's protest for our tip!"


Me: " Yeah! "


(At the News studio, Dan Anchorman is reading his top story)

Dan Anchorman: "'Protesters have blockaded the entrance to the NewsTime Live studio.' Hey, that's us!"

(A close-up shows us and the Warners marching around the entrance of the studio holding signs)

Us and Warners: "Hey-hey! ho-ho! Cheapskate anchor's got to go! Hey-hey! ho-ho! Cheapskate anchor's got to go!"


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20 Oct 2012, 8:18 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Dan Anchorman: "Get out, you horrible crustaceans! Get out! Get out! Get out!" (Throw us out)


Me: " When did we become fish? "


Me: "I don't know, but what a rude man!"

Dot: "Of all the nerve."

Yakko: "I'll say. We never even got our tip!"


Me: " What should we do? "


Wakko: "I protest! We were supposed to get a tip!"

Me: "That's it! Let's protest for our tip!"


Me: " Yeah! "


(At the News studio, Dan Anchorman is reading his top story)

Dan Anchorman: "'Protesters have blockaded the entrance to the NewsTime Live studio.' Hey, that's us!"

Me: " Yeah, what they said! "

(A close-up shows us and the Warners marching around the entrance of the studio holding signs)

Us and Warners: "Hey-hey! ho-ho! Cheapskate anchor's got to go! Hey-hey! ho-ho! Cheapskate anchor's got to go!"


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20 Oct 2012, 10:07 am

Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."


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21 Oct 2012, 8:27 am

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Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."


Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "


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21 Oct 2012, 9:16 am

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Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."


Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "


Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"

Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."

Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"


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22 Oct 2012, 8:36 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
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Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."


Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "


Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"

Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."

Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"


Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "


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22 Oct 2012, 9:36 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."


Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "


Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"

Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."

Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"


Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "


Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."

Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."


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23 Oct 2012, 8:33 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."


Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "


Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"

Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."

Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"


Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "


Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."

Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."


:lol:

Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "


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