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Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
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KyleTheGhost wrote:
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Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
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I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
_________________
" If I did THIS... would that mean anything to you? "
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
Yakko: "Well, first of all, we protest his calling us little kids!" (Calmly) "We prefer to be called 'vertically-impaired pre-adults.'"
_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
Yakko: "Well, first of all, we protest his calling us little kids!" (Calmly) "We prefer to be called 'vertically-impaired pre-adults.'"
Me: " Yeah! "
_________________
" If I did THIS... would that mean anything to you? "
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
Yakko: "Well, first of all, we protest his calling us little kids!" (Calmly) "We prefer to be called 'vertically-impaired pre-adults.'"
Me: " Yeah! "
Dan Anchorman: (Rips off the screen showing us) "I hate you!" (Jumps on it) "I hate you! I hate you!" (Sees the camera, chuckles nervously) "We'll be right back after this commercial."
_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
Yakko: "Well, first of all, we protest his calling us little kids!" (Calmly) "We prefer to be called 'vertically-impaired pre-adults.'"
Me: " Yeah! "
Dan Anchorman: (Rips off the screen showing us) "I hate you!" (Jumps on it) "I hate you! I hate you!" (Sees the camera, chuckles nervously) "We'll be right back after this commercial."
Me: " I think he's mad. "
_________________
" If I did THIS... would that mean anything to you? "
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
Yakko: "Well, first of all, we protest his calling us little kids!" (Calmly) "We prefer to be called 'vertically-impaired pre-adults.'"
Me: " Yeah! "
Dan Anchorman: (Rips off the screen showing us) "I hate you!" (Jumps on it) "I hate you! I hate you!" (Sees the camera, chuckles nervously) "We'll be right back after this commercial."
Me: " I think he's mad. "
Dot: "We interrupt this program to bring you this special report." (She is holding a sign saying 'Special Report') "Our topic: 'Why People Don't Tip'. For the answer, we turn to Professor Kyle T. Ghost."
Me: "Well, Dot, I've done a study on this subject and after careful examination, I've concluded that the reason people do not feel obligated to give compensation for service, in other words, a tip, is that they are greedy, inconsiderate, or just plain cheap."
_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
Yakko: "Well, first of all, we protest his calling us little kids!" (Calmly) "We prefer to be called 'vertically-impaired pre-adults.'"
Me: " Yeah! "
Dan Anchorman: (Rips off the screen showing us) "I hate you!" (Jumps on it) "I hate you! I hate you!" (Sees the camera, chuckles nervously) "We'll be right back after this commercial."
Me: " I think he's mad. "
Dot: "We interrupt this program to bring you this special report." (She is holding a sign saying 'Special Report') "Our topic: 'Why People Don't Tip'. For the answer, we turn to Professor Kyle T. Ghost."
Me: "Well, Dot, I've done a study on this subject and after careful examination, I've concluded that the reason people do not feel obligated to give compensation for service, in other words, a tip, is that they are greedy, inconsiderate, or just plain cheap."
Me: * to self * " Well duh! "
_________________
" If I did THIS... would that mean anything to you? "
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
Yakko: "Well, first of all, we protest his calling us little kids!" (Calmly) "We prefer to be called 'vertically-impaired pre-adults.'"
Me: " Yeah! "
Dan Anchorman: (Rips off the screen showing us) "I hate you!" (Jumps on it) "I hate you! I hate you!" (Sees the camera, chuckles nervously) "We'll be right back after this commercial."
Me: " I think he's mad. "
Dot: "We interrupt this program to bring you this special report." (She is holding a sign saying 'Special Report') "Our topic: 'Why People Don't Tip'. For the answer, we turn to Professor Kyle T. Ghost."
Me: "Well, Dot, I've done a study on this subject and after careful examination, I've concluded that the reason people do not feel obligated to give compensation for service, in other words, a tip, is that they are greedy, inconsiderate, or just plain cheap."
Me: * to self * " Well duh! "
Dot: "Professor, would you say TV Newsmen are greedy, inconsiderate, or just plain cheap?"
Me: "As a whole? No. However, I can name such individual who is: Dan Anchorman."
_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
Yakko: "Well, first of all, we protest his calling us little kids!" (Calmly) "We prefer to be called 'vertically-impaired pre-adults.'"
Me: " Yeah! "
Dan Anchorman: (Rips off the screen showing us) "I hate you!" (Jumps on it) "I hate you! I hate you!" (Sees the camera, chuckles nervously) "We'll be right back after this commercial."
Me: " I think he's mad. "
Dot: "We interrupt this program to bring you this special report." (She is holding a sign saying 'Special Report') "Our topic: 'Why People Don't Tip'. For the answer, we turn to Professor Kyle T. Ghost."
Me: "Well, Dot, I've done a study on this subject and after careful examination, I've concluded that the reason people do not feel obligated to give compensation for service, in other words, a tip, is that they are greedy, inconsiderate, or just plain cheap."
Me: * to self * " Well duh! "
Dot: "Professor, would you say TV Newsmen are greedy, inconsiderate, or just plain cheap?"
Me: "As a whole? No. However, I can name such individual who is: Dan Anchorman."
Me: * nods in agreement *
_________________
" If I did THIS... would that mean anything to you? "
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
Yakko: "Well, first of all, we protest his calling us little kids!" (Calmly) "We prefer to be called 'vertically-impaired pre-adults.'"
Me: " Yeah! "
Dan Anchorman: (Rips off the screen showing us) "I hate you!" (Jumps on it) "I hate you! I hate you!" (Sees the camera, chuckles nervously) "We'll be right back after this commercial."
Me: " I think he's mad. "
Dot: "We interrupt this program to bring you this special report." (She is holding a sign saying 'Special Report') "Our topic: 'Why People Don't Tip'. For the answer, we turn to Professor Kyle T. Ghost."
Me: "Well, Dot, I've done a study on this subject and after careful examination, I've concluded that the reason people do not feel obligated to give compensation for service, in other words, a tip, is that they are greedy, inconsiderate, or just plain cheap."
Me: * to self * " Well duh! "
Dot: "Professor, would you say TV Newsmen are greedy, inconsiderate, or just plain cheap?"
Me: "As a whole? No. However, I can name such individual who is: Dan Anchorman."
Me: * nods in agreement *
(Dan Anchorman walks up to us)
Dan Anchorman: (Angrily) "You are horrible no-good--" (Sees the camera, and speaks cheerfully) "Wonderful folks! I see I haven't appreciated your playful side."
_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Reporter: ". . . Reporting. It seems that Dan Anchorman didn't give these sandwich delivery people a tip."
Me: " That's right, Dan Anchorman is a cheapskate! "
Dot: "We protest that Dan Anchorman wouldn't take cloyslaw instead of pickles!"
Yakko: "Dan Anchorman discriminates against garnishes! WE protest that he is a picky pickle picker."
Me: "Yes, he insulted us and threw us out, too!"
Me: " Cloyslaw, you mean coleslaw? "
Me: "Yeah." (Chuckles) "Oops."
Dot: "You'll never make it on CNN."
Me: " Speaking of, hey Mr. Reporter is this live? "
Dan Anchorman: "This is absurd! I will not have this broadcast interrupted! Get out of here and take your little kids with you!"
Me: "That would be a yes."
Me: " Hey guys, what should we do with Dan? "
Yakko: "Well, first of all, we protest his calling us little kids!" (Calmly) "We prefer to be called 'vertically-impaired pre-adults.'"
Me: " Yeah! "
Dan Anchorman: (Rips off the screen showing us) "I hate you!" (Jumps on it) "I hate you! I hate you!" (Sees the camera, chuckles nervously) "We'll be right back after this commercial."
Me: " I think he's mad. "
Dot: "We interrupt this program to bring you this special report." (She is holding a sign saying 'Special Report') "Our topic: 'Why People Don't Tip'. For the answer, we turn to Professor Kyle T. Ghost."
Me: "Well, Dot, I've done a study on this subject and after careful examination, I've concluded that the reason people do not feel obligated to give compensation for service, in other words, a tip, is that they are greedy, inconsiderate, or just plain cheap."
Me: * to self * " Well duh! "
Dot: "Professor, would you say TV Newsmen are greedy, inconsiderate, or just plain cheap?"
Me: "As a whole? No. However, I can name such individual who is: Dan Anchorman."
Me: * nods in agreement *
(Dan Anchorman walks up to us)
Dan Anchorman: (Angrily) "You are horrible no-good--" (Sees the camera, and speaks cheerfully) "Wonderful folks! I see I haven't appreciated your playful side."
Me: " Oh really, you could have fooled me. "
_________________
" If I did THIS... would that mean anything to you? "
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
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Yakko: "That's us. We're just fun-loving rascals!"
Dan Anchorman: "Exactly, and I'm going to make sure you get that tip I owe you."
Me: " Oh really? "
_________________
" If I did THIS... would that mean anything to you? "
