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Aspiegaming
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15 Oct 2025, 11:59 am

"Andrew Garfield hates Mondays AND loves lasagna?"


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29 Oct 2025, 4:54 pm

"Watch Clark."
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"I said, watch Clark. And watch him close."


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30 Oct 2025, 7:50 am

"I once looked at something and only lost focus for THREE! HOURS!"


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08 Nov 2025, 12:37 pm

"it's bad feng shui to have a bike in bits in your box room"


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08 Nov 2025, 3:31 pm

"she's been a bit egg bound lately...the bang might start the ball rolling"


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08 Nov 2025, 4:35 pm

"oh Joe you're best going round the back with them fingers"


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09 Nov 2025, 10:46 am

"would you like a hard boiled egg Valerie"


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12 Nov 2025, 2:43 pm

"Chillax, chillax, chillax my arse!"


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15 Nov 2025, 10:49 am

"There's only one meaning to life and that's the orgasm. The male orgasm that is, I just do not see the point of the female orgasm, at all"

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15 Nov 2025, 2:58 pm

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What an inigma!
I get better looking every day"


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15 Nov 2025, 4:28 pm

as Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night's Dream, 'we've been done up like a couple of kippers'


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16 Nov 2025, 5:42 am

"Can't we just cuddle for a second. I not a machine"


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18 Nov 2025, 3:17 pm

"they used to call him the Jimmy Saville of Peckham"


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21 Nov 2025, 3:36 pm

"you're the one with the GCE's"

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28 Nov 2025, 5:01 am

Did you kill Eminem???

Noooot exactly...



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28 Nov 2025, 6:42 pm

"Now, now. You know what they say about 'assuming'. It makes an '@$$' out of 'u' and 'ming'!"

"....'Ming'?"

"Did he just say *bleep*?"

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