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Ralph: "Uh. it's my job."

Me: Even though they are potentially going to lose their home? Where would you put them now?

Ralph: "Where are they going to-- Where would I put them?"

Wakko: "Not in your pocket."

Me: Seems to me, Your duties have been released, for now.

Wakko: (Takes out the donut box he took, offering it to Ralph) "Donut?"

Ralph: Heys, That looks like the one I had.

Dot: "No kidding."

Ralph: "Takes a Donut and eats it" It tashste like em too.

Me: Anyway, Now that the Demon has been taken care of, and I'm back on my feet, I reckon I should get going. "Takes a few steps away, but then stops" Unless there's something you want?

Warners: "Yes."

Me: "The money and everything you took so that studio can work again and the Warners can keep their tower."

Me: "Sighs" Impossible. Sometimes you need to spend money, to earn money. Don't get me wrong, They'll get the money back, but not now. My project is not far from completion, and when it is, It'll be time. As weird as it sounds, I'm not actually doing this just for myself, its also for the Warners and their co-stars, Like Slappy Squirrel for example. and upon completion, I'm sure.......NO, I know things will be a lot better. It's the least I can do from the Warners allowing my change in the first place.

Me: (Floats quickly in front of Dan) "No more games, Dan. What is this project of yours and why it so necessary?"

Me: "Smiles" I thought you and the Warners liked games? "Walks around" It is necessary because everything has become nothing but a shadow, The Warners allowed me to become something beyond a normal human, and I refuse to allow things carry on the way they are. The Warners never meant to help me, to the extent they don't even know why I keep talking about this and what exactly did they do. but fine, I shall enlighten you all. Before I was like this, before I was a Lord of Darkness, before I gained these abilities, before I was even a teenager.

"Suddenly transforms into a very young boy, in between the size of Wakko and Dot, with bright blue eyes, his clothing was a black and blue, shirt and jeans dirty and ruined, hair was all ragged and black, his voice was much lighter too" This is what I was, I was an orphan, I had no parents, no education, nothing, I lived my entire life, a street rat. everyday, was just survival and trying to learn, I couldn't speak right, I couldn't read, I couldn't write. Of course, No one cared as long as they got to live life themselves with no problems. I still vividly remember the days I was looked down upon by every single living person. despite this, I maintained my positive outlooks, and I made a vow to not let my lowly status to keep me down, I would become something, something that every single man, woman and child could not become. It wasn't long after this vow, did I see the Warners.

(Warners sit down on lawn chairs)

Me: "Go on."

Me: "Transforms back into his normal self" Anyway, I saw them on TV from a nearby TV shop, I had a habit of trying to get some food, and usually every time I made my way back to my hideout, the TV's had your show on, I enjoyed it, dispite the fact some of things I had no idea what on earth you were on about due to my lack of education, anyway, I wondered to myself if I was at the bottom, what was it like to be on the other side? So, I sneaked into WB Studios once, it was a nightmare to climb over the wall, once I did, I had small look around before I noticed a guard, so I ran inside the back entrance of the closest building I saw, it was ACME labs.

I made my way through the labs, having no idea what it was, very slowly I walked through seemingly endless corridors, It was then in the distance I heard a lot of noise and laughter. curious, I went towards it, but as soon as I got close, whoever it was heard me, and they got out like a shot, I opened the door, and I was greeted by tons of machinery, shaking and wobbling out of control, scared that should they fall and make a noise and I'd be found, I tried to steady them all carefully, I nearly succeeded, but one machine was just too much. and it.....crushed me. I wasn't dying, but my lower body was stuck, I could not get out, I begun to panic, doing anything I could, and in my panic, I activated the machine, I felt so many volts of electricity go through me. and then I lost consciousness, I have no idea what happened after that, but I awoke in a hospital, someone had got me out.

Me: "Pinky and the Brain. You're a fan of the Warners, then? What happened next after you shocked and put in the hospital?"

Me: Doctors thought I was going to die, radiation from whatever the machine did, I felt different, but fine, they let me go within the same day, saying I was very lucky, I signed a false name so they'd let me go, then I realised, I just wrote, with no problem, I also found myself able to speak properly, quite well in fact.

As I made my way back to my hideout, there was a gate that I had key to, but I'd lost the key and it was far too high for me to climb over, I was stuck outside, I kept thinking and thinking of ways to get in, then suddenly, I just.....appeared in my room, I was quite scared, wondering what just happened. over time, I tried to learn this new teleport trick, it ended in a good few falls for months until I got used to it, I noticed I also gained an immense anger burst, and I kept feeling far more hungry than usual, I was faster than usual too, able to run much faster than I could originally. when it came to getting food, things had gotten a lot easier, but I continued to think to myself how did this all happen?

After another day of getting food, successfully, I walked past the TV shop again, this time I could understand the Warners, I watched, and then I heard their laughter, and it hit me, it was the same laughing I heard in the labs. You get it now don't you? That machine was the same one used on the mice, changing DNA, the Warners were last in its vicinity, and were messing around, fragments of their DNA got on it, and when it was activated by me when it trapped me, I gained small amounts of their DNA. You see? look at it, Yakko's speech is unrivalled, Wakko is always hungry, and Dot, has her anger when triggered, all three of them can vanish and appear where they want. They are what changed me.