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10 Sep 2010, 4:27 pm

Hey, Simpsons fans! Name your favorite gags, jokes, quotes, or moments from the show!

Helen Lovejoy: "Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!"

Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

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10 Sep 2010, 5:05 pm

Homer: Ahhh! RICHARD SIMMONS! NOOOOOO!

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10 Sep 2010, 5:31 pm

Fat Tony: I don't get mad, I get stabby.

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10 Sep 2010, 8:03 pm

"There's nothing better than revenge."

"I dunno. Vengeance is pretty good."

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10 Sep 2010, 8:17 pm

"Oh lord...guide this cinderblock!"

"Slow down, Bart. My legs dont know how to be as long as yours ."

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

"Attention, Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

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10 Sep 2010, 9:53 pm

*Homer steps on cat*
Snowball: *Screams*
Homer: (Walking out the door) Sorry Bart!

Homer is drawing Lenny and Carl naked in the shower.
Lenny: Are you sure you're doing this for your art?
Homer: Yeees.... arrrt...

Family goes to Lenny's house.
Homer: That's Lenny? Ohh, I wanted the black one!

The Donkey Kong game parody.

Woman being chased by police with Benny Hill theme music.

Bart is watching Pokemon.
Bart: Wow... how does this show stay so fresh?

Milhouse: I thought your father wasn't into science.
Homer: Science?
Bart: He didn't say Science! He said uh... pie pants!
Homer: Mmm... pie pants... *drools*

Bart: I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I.... kissed the teacher!

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11 Sep 2010, 12:09 am

Episode "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo". The whole episode. It has more Kaiju (Japanese monster) in-jokes than I would have believed could be packed into a half hour. :lol:

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12 Sep 2010, 6:33 pm

Moe: "Phone call for Al! Al Coholic! Is there an Al Coholic here?"

Helen Lovejoy: "Ned Flanders is on the phone."
Reverend Lovejoy: "If this is about that stupid quarter again..."

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13 Sep 2010, 7:54 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Moe: "Phone call for Al! Al Coholic! Is there an Al Coholic here?"

Helen Lovejoy: "Ned Flanders is on the phone."
Reverend Lovejoy: "If this is about that stupid quarter again..."

Bart's phone pranks were the funniest! :lol:

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13 Sep 2010, 12:02 pm

On the subject of the prank calls...

"Is there an an IP here? Last name Freely? Hey, everybody, IP Freely!" :lol:

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13 Sep 2010, 3:44 pm

Is there a Homer Sexual here? :lol:

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13 Sep 2010, 3:45 pm

Moe: "Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys! Do I have a Bea O'Problem here?"
Barney: "You sure do!"

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13 Sep 2010, 5:30 pm

Ralph: "I'm Iaho"
Skinner: Yes of course you are"

Skinner: "Johnny..Johnny..JOHNNYYYY"

Rainier Wolfcastle: "My eyes, the goggles do nothing"

Bart: "Dad you just killed the zombie Flanders"
Homer: "He was a zombie?"

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13 Sep 2010, 11:08 pm

The greatest ongoing Simpsons moment:

30 seconds of Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes and getting smacked! :lol:

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14 Sep 2010, 11:07 am

raisedbyignorance wrote:

The greatest ongoing Simpsons moment:

30 seconds of Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes and getting smacked! :lol:

Argh, rakes, my other arch enemy...

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15 Sep 2010, 4:26 pm

I think this song pretty much sums up all of the show's great moments plus it's a great moment in itself.

Ullman shorts,
Christmas show,
Marge's fling,
Homer's bro,
Bart in well,
Flanders fails,
Whacking snakes,
Monorail,
Mr Plow,
Homer space,
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
Lisa's future,
Selma's hubby,
Marge not proud,
Homer chubby,
Homer worries Bart is gay,
Poochie, U2, NRA,
Hippies, Vegas and Japan,
Octuplets,
And Bart's boy band,
Marge murmers,
Maude croaks,
Lisa Buddihst,
Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away,
What else do I have to say?

They'll never stop The Simpsons,
Have no fears, we've got stories for years,
Like - Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell-phone,
Has Bart ever owned a bear,
Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
and something happens a do-do-do-do-doooo,
Sorry for the clip-show,
Have no fears, we've got stories for years.

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