Izaak wrote:
I recently purchased "The Bond Pack" of movies with all of them in it... Goldeneye was the first one pulled out to watch

One bit that gets me now (that the movie is in the past) is how quick everything goes on a 14.4k baud modem. I'd even forgotten that people used to say baud when talking about modems. Apart from that I like it because it becomes too comicy for my liking in the later bond films. Tomorrow never dies is alright, but by Brosnan's last one some of the stunts aren't cool, they're just gimmicky. That's my take on it.
Did Bond ever kitesurf a tidal wave in the books?
No, but he....
*Survived getting whacked in the nuts repeatedly with a carpet beater (
Casino Royale. In the movie, it is a length of rope)
*Was keelhauled across a reef (
Live and Let Die. The incident was put into the movie
For Your Eyes Only)
*Was nearly buried alive in a rock-fall engineered by Hugo Drax, a car crash, a brutal beating, nearly getting steam cooked, and finally avoiding the blast from the Moonraker rocket, many of which he survived with Gala Brand (
Moonraker)
*Got a beating at the hands (or rather feet) of Wint and Kidd in football boots (an 80% 'Brooklyn Stomping'), and used a handcar to get away along a railroad track, and diverted a train driven by the main villain, a Mob boss called Spang, down a disused mine shaft (
Diamonds Are Forever).
*Nearly got killed by Rosa Klebb poisoning him with tetrodotoxin (
From Russia With Love)
*Fought his way through a deadly obstacle course designed by Dr No that involved an electric shock on a ventilator grill, heated piping, a smooth tube he could fall down, a room full of tarantulas, and finally, a fight to the death with a giant squid. He later buries Dr No underneath guano (
Dr No).
*Ruins a secret surveillance system Goldfinger set up in his mansion in order to entrap Bond. Survives a buzz-saw about to castrate him and a massage from Oddjob. Turns the lesbian p**** Galore straight. (this is considered one of Fleming's weakest plot points in the novel, considering he killed off all the girls beforehand. In the film, p**** Galore's sexuality is left ambiguous.
Goldfinger)
*Is nearly stretched to death on a traction machine and being throttled to death underwater by Largo (
Thunderball).
*Is blown off a bobsled course (
OHMSS).
*Is given make-up to look like a Japanese, tries his hand at fishing, poses as a deaf-mute miner, kills Blofeld, falls off a castle wall into the sea, gets amnesia, goes missing, and gets an obituary (
You Only Live Twice).
*Is brainwashed by the KGB, attempts to kill M with a water pistol filled with cyanide, and gets hit by a poisoned bullet wielded by Scaramanga, who is killed by Bond shortly thereafter. (
The Man with the Golden Gun)
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