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Alistair_Go_Home
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14 Nov 2006, 5:24 am

Howdy Pardner's. I'm new.

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14 Nov 2006, 5:25 am

Welcome to WP!

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Alistair_Go_Home
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14 Nov 2006, 5:28 am

Thanx, pardner. I think Ai'll like it hur. (I love talking like a dirty southener) Not to say all southener's are dirty. just me.

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14 Nov 2006, 5:48 am

Welcome to Werbert's Planet, Alistair_Go_Home.

Our leader is Emperor Werbert I. Tinky is random. ShadesOfMe and I are vampires. Pillows are the answer. Pillows are always the answer. Please don't touch the kittens. They contain no penicillin. Bob the Llama is a drunk chipmunk who thinks he's a llama. His new title is Bob teh 1337 Yiffy Banana Llama Priest. You can also call him Bob teh Almighty Dude. There's a radio in werbert's fingernail... CAR!! ! Teh Young Ones is teh 1337. I think that's everything you need to know.

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14 Nov 2006, 6:06 am

Welcome to WP Alistair_Go_Home.

Don't forget to join one of our many churches during your stay

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14 Nov 2006, 6:51 am

blue_bean wrote:

Welcome to WP Alistair_Go_Home.

Don't forget to join one of our many churches during your stay

Make sure it's the Church of Garlic. September 29, 2006 is the most important date in WP history. Even more important than September 22 and May 15 of the same year.

Join the Church of Garlic. If you want the pain to go away and to be a part of something greater than yourself, bite into a raw clove of Garlic tonight. And for a donation of just $19.95, we'll send you a leather bound copy of the Holy Book of Garlic.

Please make checks payable to TheMachine1 and One-Winged-Angel Defense Funds.

If you would like to join the sect of Rubber Ducks, 1337, Pie, Vegetarianism, Chocolate, Vampirism, the Boston Red Sox, Bananas, Pyromania, New Rome, Asperger's Syndrome, Autism, Final Fantasy, D&D, Other RPGs, Second Life, Star Wars, Mortal Kombat, Stephen King, Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Insomnia, AspieMan, Nintendo DS, or The Young Ones, tell me that you wish to join a sect.

Garlic Bless America.

That is how I used to greet all new members.

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