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07 Oct 2005, 12:17 pm

eyeenteepee wrote:

Yes but was Charles Kennedy any good in bed? I feel I have a right to know this in making my decisions at the ballot box! :wink:

well, that's between me and charlie but all i can say is that it's true what they say: red-heads ARE good in bed!

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07 Oct 2005, 12:19 pm

Charles Kennedy treats women with the respect they deserve.

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07 Oct 2005, 12:27 pm

hecate wrote:

eyeenteepee wrote:

Yes but was Charles Kennedy any good in bed? I feel I have a right to know this in making my decisions at the ballot box! :wink:

well, that's between me and charlie but all i can say is that it's true what they say: red-heads ARE good in bed!

Are you saying that I'm not good in bed, my little rubber duckie?? :cry:

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07 Oct 2005, 12:35 pm

I heard that Michael Howard would rather sleep with goats than ducks.

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07 Oct 2005, 1:24 pm

quack, quack!

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07 Oct 2005, 1:31 pm

RobertN wrote:

Michael Howard is the Leader of the UK Conservative Party, for those that don't know. He is right-wing, but compared to GW, his policies are very moderate.

Yeah SURE he is he is worse that GW!! !

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07 Oct 2005, 1:53 pm

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I love you to, my little rubber duckie, but as long as you vote Conservative!! !

What is it with conservatives and rubber ducks? :cry:

My math teacher (an ultra conservative) is obsessed with rubber ducks.

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07 Oct 2005, 2:40 pm

Namiko wrote:

Michael_Howard wrote:

I love you to, my little rubber duckie, but as long as you vote Conservative!! !

What is it with conservatives and rubber ducks? :cry:

My math teacher (an ultra conservative) is obsessed with rubber ducks.

I have no clue. Personally, I couldn't give a crap either way about rubber ducks.

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07 Oct 2005, 3:10 pm

vetivert wrote:

quack, quack!

Oh, yes, I've got my little eye on you. You are my big rubber duckie, but only if you vote Conservative!! ! I'm looking for a one-night-stand in the Bristol area, and you my dear are the perfect candidate :lol:

! !!

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07 Oct 2005, 4:16 pm

Michael_Howard wrote:

Are you saying that I'm not good in bed, my little rubber duckie?? :cry:

no, not at all! you're great in bed robert... err, i mean michael.

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07 Oct 2005, 4:21 pm

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vetivert wrote:

quack, quack!

! !!

really? well, i shouldn't hold your breath, sweetheart - hell will freeze over before i vote tory. anyway, i only mate with members of my own species, dear.

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07 Oct 2005, 4:51 pm

I Think RobertN is Michael Howard.... WHAT WILL MAGGIE DO ONCE SHE FINDS OUT YOU'VE BEEN TELLING HER LIES!! !! !! !! !! !

Oh... and that you are really some aspergian with a beachy style avatar....

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07 Oct 2005, 5:21 pm

I've been thinking for a while that the conservative movement in the United Kingdom lacks gravitas. This just proves it! I know the Conservatives are a part of the Queen's Opposition right now, so they don't have as much to do, but I don't think the Republicans would pull a stunt like this even if they were in the minority! I hope I don't see President George W. Bush here next!

By the way, I'm a classical conservative, not a modern-day, wishy-washy neoconservative! I'm one of those conservatives who believes in personal liberties, the welfare of the people, and the positive role the government can play in society. Today we call that liberal, but that's only because a lot of impostors have claimed the label conservative.

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08 Oct 2005, 6:26 am

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anyway, i only mate with members of my own species, dear.

LOL!! !! That is funny, Vivi.... :lol:

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08 Oct 2005, 7:32 am

Hi Sean

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09 Oct 2005, 8:44 pm

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really? well, i shouldn't hold your breath, sweetheart - hell will freeze over before i vote tory. anyway, i only mate with members of my own species, dear.

Oh really? so that means their's a good chance you would mate with me. :twisted:

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