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18 Jun 2005, 7:51 pm

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I suppose the weirdest place I have thrown up is in the shower.


I take it that was also the most convenient place you've ever thrown up in?


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18 Jun 2005, 9:21 pm

You got it in one :lol:


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26 Jun 2005, 10:38 pm

171NewYork wrote:
Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?
Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up?
Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee?


Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?
That's a tough question. I've slept in MANY strange places. One of the first, though, was in the cab of a Locomotive when I was 12, (An EMD SD40-2 If you really need to know)

Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up?
Running to the bathroom in a fancy restaurant outside of Chicago. (age 10)

Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee?
I hate to bore you, but it's almost always been in bed....though I came real close in the back of a 1974 VW Bus that I used to own.



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27 Jun 2005, 5:22 am

Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep -
behind my nan's couch when I was 8.... I think. I fall asleep all over the place, but can't remember any particularly weird ones - though I did fall asleep in an exam once :lol:

Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up -
over the side of a canal boat. It was moored at the time, but I was completely rat-arsed....

Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee -
depends how technical you're being, weirdest place for sex was on the floor of my parents back bedroom so the bed didn't squeak, with a typewriter jammed against the door.... while my mum knocked half way through and asked if we wanted a cup of coffee :lol: Also I once made out with a girl inside a rusty pipe on the canal bank. Does that count? (Although in hindsight I'm not sure which is weirder, heh heh)


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27 Jun 2005, 8:11 am

Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?
On air at a radio station
Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up?
Into a black turtleneck jumper that was subsequently tucked underneath a matress in a friend's bedroom. However, I have no memory of said incident taking place.
Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee?
On the top of a lookout next to an unmarked police car fully aware of their immediate presence



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27 Jun 2005, 8:50 am

mjs82 wrote:
Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?
On air at a radio station
Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up?
Into a black turtleneck jumper that was subsequently tucked underneath a matress in a friend's bedroom. However, I have no memory of said incident taking place.
Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee?
On the top of a lookout next to an unmarked police car fully aware of their immediate presence


Did anything happen over the falling asleep on-air? I take it the police never caught on?


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03 Jul 2005, 12:39 am

(1) Fell asleep while on jury duty late one afternoon a few years ago
(2) Threw up on the middle of the road when I was 6 and suffering concussion after a kid pushed me over onto concrete.
(3) Don't know - haven't done it in any weird places.


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16 Jul 2005, 6:28 pm

Well this thread is interesting...

Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep: I don't usually fall asleep in weird places - once in a movie theater and several times during class. I slept through the last two days of my French class before my final and still made a 92 on it.

Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up: I drank way too much, way too fast at a party once and spent the evening throwing up in his backyard, then in the bathroom the next day, then off the side of the road on the way home, then in the toilet at home, and lastly in the shower at home. I don't even know WHAT I was throwing up at that point.

Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee: I lost my virgnity on his friend's bed. Ironically, his friend had also lost his virginity in that bed, about a month before. I also had sex in a bathroom once. That sucked. It wasn't technically a public restroom, but it was the only one in a house full of guys, so it was kinda gross.

I'm currently debating on whether or not to just become celibate - not that I really have a choice right now, but you know...


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16 Jul 2005, 7:35 pm

171NewYork wrote:
Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?


I can't think of any weird places I've fallen asleep at. Maybe my own bedroom. Is that weird enough?


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Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up?


My dad took me to a fishing convention at the St. Louis Convention Center when I was about twelve years old, and I got sick and either threw up there or at home after leaving.

171NewYork wrote:
Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee?


This question is not applicable to me.



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20 Jul 2005, 11:54 pm

1) On my family's sofa. I don't fall asleep easily, so usually I mange to make it to bed in time.
2) Outside my school toilet during Prom Night. I felt sick and couldn't make it all the way to the sink. The walls are still slightly splattered...
3) Um. Never done it.



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21 Jul 2005, 10:08 am

171NewYork wrote:
Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?
Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up?
Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee?


1. Just in class, I think. But the sheer frequency of that happening makes up for the normalcy. :P
2. In a car in a parking lot, waiting for my mom to be done getting sick food for me (I was little, and had a bucket with me).
3. In a space station. I mean, I'm not answering that!



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22 Jul 2005, 5:28 pm

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Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?
Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up?
Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee?


1. On the floor, even though there was an empty folded-out sofa right next to me.
2. Off the bridge; it landed into a boxcar of a train passing below.
3. Answer coming soon, hehe.



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22 Jul 2005, 11:07 pm

1. fell asleep on the bathroom floor. 2. cant think 3. on a rocking chair :lol:



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22 Jul 2005, 11:50 pm

This is just digusting...someone move this to the mature forums.