I'm definitely a zombie, is there a cure/recovery plan yet?

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any links to resources, encouragement, suggestions or advice would be highly appreciated!

what is a zombie:
introverted personality type
antisocial tendencies
always alone
spends majority of time performing basic functions (eating, defecating, maintaining warmth, acquiring resources)
as well as random distractions (non-interactive entertainment)

a little about me:

don't do anything. no hobbies. trapped in my apartment with no furniture, its literally empty because theres nobody to help with acquiring it. its totally trashed, otherwise. living off of family's money. don't wanna work. i stay in shape enough that i could chase someone if they stole my wallet. already a junior in college and not ready to pick a major.

lost contact with all friends from high school and college already. all alone in the world, barely talk to anyone. no social connections whatsoever. facebook not looking too hot.

i walk around stores and town like a ghost, always alone. no friends, terribly poor social skills & inherant fear of everyone.

i look back at the last year of my life since my 20th birthday... asking myself where has the time went, why isn't there anything to show for it, and where did everyone go?

i need help rebooting my life, learning to talk to people, developing goals to occupy my time.

what do you think? can you give any good words to help me get my life back?

Sounds like a depression to work on?
Any peer network to try accessin?

Theres no need to give up. - Try to reach out...

I thought this was about fictional zombies, then I would have suggested the Kurt Cobain approach .

Nah, get help from social services to get your life back on rail.

To WrongPlanet!! !

Braaaaaains, eat more brains. Yep fellow zombie here, and
I havent had my head cut or blown off , ..yet...



#what is a zombie?
entranced state controlled by a bokor:
in the religion of vodou they are sorcerers or houngan (priests) or mambo (priestesses) for hire< who are said to 'serve the loa with both hands', meaning that they practice both dark magic<? and light magic. Their black magic includes the creation of zombies,< and the creation of 'ouangas', talismans that house spirits.
fictional un dead :
usually describing a breakdown of civilization< occurring when most of the population become flesh-eating zombies < They usually hunger for human flesh, often specifically brains. Sometimes they are victims of a fictional pandemic illness causing the dead to reanimate or the living to behave this way, but often no cause is given in the story.

#introverted personality type :
I am Me. and not self centered or selfish. complete opposite actually

#antisocial tendencies:
read non society
a human society is a group of people related to each other through persistent< relations such as social status<, roles< and social networks.
A large social grouping that shares the same geographical territory< and is subject to the same political authority< and dominant cultural expectations<.

#always alone:
But when Im not, Im with Very< good friends And your not alone...


#spends majority of time performing basic functions:(eating, defecating, maintaining warmth, acquiring resources)
as well as random distractions (non-interactive entertainment)
Who doesnt.....you gotta cover the basics first,...could be the other way around, like me
I get so involved in what Im doing I forget to eat or sleep, hour long showers which help with the warm thing as well, I cant stand being cold I love shopping,Im kinda broke so not buying much.

random distractions,.... I saw that anyone else? of non interactive....I call observations of activities...which has turned out now to be people watching. And I see In 3D yes I was in a hurry and some was cut from wiki..

Long story short....You are not alone
Wish I had more time to type, but as this has become my current distraction, I have run out of time....even to look for typo's

gotta hop in the shower..
got hot water for a hour.!...
and I still gotta eat something

but where do i go to find someone, achieve salvation? i'm addicted to doing absolutely nothing. is there some sort of AA group for this? i feel like the girl from the movie precious.

im too insecure to join activities alone or when not invited, and i'm insecure because i don't do anything. such taboo

Call social workers, church, coaching bureau's, your parents, your siblings, your shrink.

Tip: just do anything, don't matter what (within legal bounds ofcourse ) even if you dislike it.
You got to start somewhere.

Welkome to WrongPlanet.

The WP Kink

Embrace the zombiness....just avoid Tallahassee and Twinkies and you'll be fine.

but, what about ambitions. i'm not happy alone. i'm not happy pretending i'm not alone on the internet. the internet is the domestication of the human experience.

it's like all those people sleeping in red goo with tubes in their brains like the matrix. wheres my white rabbit and super awesome trenchcoat team to the rescue? it's obvious i am the one! its not fair