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Hello, I am new to this forum, my name is TheAPERSON. I just wanted to say hi. I know Aspy's don't usually get jokes but here's one anyway.

What type of snake can fly?

A Boeing Constrictor!

Hi!

Also, I like the joke. in a bad-joke-liking kind of way.

Here's one...

What's orange and rhymes with parrot?




A Carrot!

(I think the delivery is maybe importan for that one...)

Welcome to the site mate, enjoy your stay

I'm sure neurotypicals would find the joke funny. To me, it sounds like you got it out of a Christmas cracker. I get it, I just don't think it is funny. Did you make the joke up yourself?

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What is green and spongey?


A green sponge.

If you go to Kids Crater there's a topic called 'Jokes Anybody'. You should put your jokes there.

And hurry up please!

UbbyUbbyUbby

Hello, fellow Aspergian! Hope you like it here!

Last edited by deep-techno on 20 Apr 2007, 7:44 am, edited 1 time in total.

Just to let you know, I made that joke up myself. I did not get it out of a Christmas Cracker like MarkUK30 said. I suppose if you think that joke is bad then you won't like any of my other jokes.

Oh, and thanks to UbbyUbbyUbby for the tip about the Jokes Anybody Topic. I'm going over there to bore everyone else with the jokes

Hi!

Since I'm new, can I ask? I have never used a forum before so how do you take what other people have said and box it, showing that (insert your username here) wrote, and then have a box of what they were saying (I can't really describe it properly but there's one in the third post in this thread).

Also, how do you make a signiture?

Hi, your joke was ok if you made it up yourself, I just think you should wait before you quit your job to be a stand up comedian. I think your material needs some work. lol

To quote other peoples replies, click on the "quote" on the reply you want to quote instead of the add reply button at the bottom.

The signature is configurable within the account section. Have a look I'm sure you will find it ok.

Welcome again, if you have jokes which are more logical than the last one then fire away, you need a leap of logic for it to be funny imo, snake > plane, the relationship between the answer and the question is quite poor.

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ur not new! more joke id10t

Depends on your accent how the joke would be received.

But at least you are able to post it here, you are welcome!

Hi and welcome to the aspie community...