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06 Oct 2005, 4:59 pm

Hello all. Do you know who I am? I am Michael Howard, leader of the Conservative Party.

I just want to wish you all well, and hope you will vote Conservative next election.

Remember, I won't hurt you. I want to hurt you, but I won't.

M. Howard

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Hecate was good in bed last night!! !

SEAN, I AM WATCHING EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE. I MAY BE BANNED, BUT I HAVE EYES AND EARS EVERYWHERE.

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06 Oct 2005, 5:02 pm

i love you... my hero! :heart:

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06 Oct 2005, 5:03 pm

hecate wrote:

i love you... my hero! :heart:

I love you to, my little rubber duckie, but as long as you vote Conservative!! !

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Hecate was good in bed last night!! !

SEAN, I AM WATCHING EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE. I MAY BE BANNED, BUT I HAVE EYES AND EARS EVERYWHERE.

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06 Oct 2005, 5:08 pm

It's most unlike me to insult a fellow wp member but there is something of the night about that guy!

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06 Oct 2005, 5:10 pm

eamonn wrote:

It's most unlike me to insult a fellow wp member but there is something of the night about that guy!

Oh, no. You have me all mistaken Eamonn. I would never harm a baby, (even though I want to!! :twisted:

). I am charm itself, don't you know.

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Hecate was good in bed last night!! !

SEAN, I AM WATCHING EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE. I MAY BE BANNED, BUT I HAVE EYES AND EARS EVERYWHERE.

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06 Oct 2005, 5:15 pm

That's what worries me about people like you Michael, you're all suits, hair gel and smarmy smiles making you popular with other such conservative dinosaurs but when it comes down to it you are running down this country with your backwards thinking!

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06 Oct 2005, 5:23 pm

eamonn wrote:

Oh yes. I agree. But I have done very well out of misleading people. Remember the Poll Tax in 1990?? That was my idea, ALL MINE!! !! !!

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Hecate was good in bed last night!! !

SEAN, I AM WATCHING EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE. I MAY BE BANNED, BUT I HAVE EYES AND EARS EVERYWHERE.

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06 Oct 2005, 5:43 pm

can i just say that i admire your firm stance on asylum seekers, despite the fact that your own father was an illegal immigrant. you're amazing... as well as irresistably handsome.

i am disappointed that you didn't win the general election. the labour party said that if i voted for the lib dems i would go to bed with charles kennedy and wake up with michael howard. so i took their advice and voted for the lib dems but when i woke up you weren't there!

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06 Oct 2005, 8:53 pm

Who is Michael_Howard

I am a American U.S.A.

Please do tell

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06 Oct 2005, 11:57 pm

Some dumb a**hole.

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07 Oct 2005, 4:19 am

thatrsdude wrote:

Some dumb a**hole.

Is he really that Dumb.

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07 Oct 2005, 4:23 am

eamonn wrote:

Is he that bad looking.

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07 Oct 2005, 4:29 am

Michael_Howard wrote:

hecate wrote:

i love you... my hero! :heart:

I love you to, my little rubber duckie, but as long as you vote Conservative!! !

What is a Conservative in the UK well you tell me I am American

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07 Oct 2005, 5:19 am

kevv729 wrote:

thatrsdude wrote:

Some dumb a**hole.

Is he really that Dumb.

He must be if he's a conservative.

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07 Oct 2005, 6:48 am

Michael Howard is the Leader of the UK Conservative Party, for those that don't know. He is right-wing, but compared to GW, his policies are very moderate.

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07 Oct 2005, 8:32 am

hecate wrote:

i am disappointed that you didn't win the general election. the labour party said that if i voted for the lib dems i would go to bed with charles kennedy and wake up with michael howard. so i took their advice and voted for the lib dems but when i woke up you weren't there!

Yes but was Charles Kennedy any good in bed? I feel I have a right to know this in making my decisions at the ballot box! :wink:

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