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[quote]Hi Dear ,
I hope you are alright and healthy.
I have the feeling that this piece of mail will reach you in a perfect state of mind and in a better healthy condition.My name is Albertin Tompsey a female.I am now 24years old.Please,i decided to contact you,to write you because i have no other alternative and choice.Am also sorry if this mail will be a disturbance to you.Since after the death of my parents in the hands of the rebels I have been in a very big difficulty of how to safeguard the money that my father left for me before his death because, the money is a huge amount 2.5 million us dollars presently in Bank.I am afraid I dont know how and where to start about it.I am now a refugee in this country where my father deposited this money.

I have gone to the bank with all the Deposit papers for claims and withrawal of this money.But due to my refugee status here in this country and the law of this country which do not allow refugees acess to monetary transaction the bank refused to deal directly with me but have told me to provide to them a foreign partner as my representative and trustee who will help me to recieve the money in a foreign bank account on my bahalf so that they(Bank) will transfer all the money into my partners foreign account for me to have acess to all my fathers money through my foreign partners account outside this country.Please i need your help to transfer this money to your own bank account in your country for investments purpose which will be under your care.Immidiately the bank transfers the money into your own bank account,you will send to me some money from it to prepare my travelling documents and buy air tickects to join you over there and start a new life with you.

Please if you can help me try to reply me urgently as i will give you 20% of the total money .I will explain more to you and we can discuss fully and God will always bless you for your help which I know you shall never regret as I am going to take you as my caretaker. Am awaiting eagerly to hear from you.pls send me your reply at my email albertin.tompsey@yahoo.com . please send me your telephone number to reach you.here i do not have any telephone due to my present situation.
All my Regards
Yours friend
Albertin[/quote[

Nigerian scam. Ignore.

Spammer given the deluxe package. Hopefully, she will learn not to take people's money while crying over the burnt out remains of her computer.

(I'm just channelling GM Dave. She's just been banned, that's all)

I sometimes get those in my emails and what do I do, delete it.

I should have my sig mark how many days I've gone without spam.

i am so sick of this nigerian bank scammers...

if you are a nigerian scammer... please, go scam your own god damned bank and not scam internationals...

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Subject: Your Donation Fund(Make Claims)
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101 Yakubu Gowon Cresent
Asokoro District P.M.B. 401
Abuja, Nigeria.
Congratulations as we inform you that your e-mail address emerged as
one of the successful donation grant of $250,000.00 United States
Dollars.Your e-mail address was choosen using computer balloting.You
are to contact our claims agent for validation.
Mr David Green.
Email:ecowasunit@excite.com
Tel: +2348029700197
You are required to fill the following informations below for claims:
1.FULL
NAMES:________2.ADDRESS:__________City________State_________Postcode___
___Country
3.SEX:_______4.AGE:________5.OCCUPATION:__________6.TELEPHONE
NUMBER:__________
Accept my hearty congratulations once again!
Sincerely,
Mrs Rachael allen

great.. looks like the nigs are getting their e-mail systems warmed up... this one even got through my spam filter...

GUYS!! ! READY YOUR SPAM TORPEDOS!! !

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Alright, but from now on lets try and use words that aren't so simaler to terms like that

10/4 copy that... as punishment i shall wrap this blood pressure cuff around my head and inflate it to 300mmhg...

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How about 200psi?

I think it would crush your skull...but alright...