Who hates showering in their dorm?

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14 Mar 2007, 4:57 pm

Last night I had the worst experience I have ever had in a shower. I am not even making this up. I'm now almost afraid to shower in my dorm, this is so gross.

I'm minding my own business in the shower when 2 other guys in different shower stalls start talking. The conversation went something like this...

1st guy: Do you know if it's ok to pee in the shower?
2nd guy: There's nothing wrong with that.
1st guy: Ok. What about making number 2s in the shower
2nd guy: That's not ok.
1st guy: What if it's not solid, but diarrheaish.
2nd guy: Then I guess it's ok if you wash it all down the drain.

I thought they were joking but then all of sudden there was this horrible smell. Yuck! :x


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14 Mar 2007, 5:13 pm

i'm not old enough to go to college yet but...
i have a feeling no one is dumb enough to make a dookie in a shower,
that's what your talking about, right?
i have a feeling they were yankin' your chain


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14 Mar 2007, 5:40 pm

squier wrote:
i'm not old enough to go to college yet but...
i have a feeling no one is dumb enough to make a dookie in a shower,
that's what your talking about, right?
i have a feeling they were yankin' your chain


What was the smell then?


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14 Mar 2007, 5:42 pm

i know of some ways to replicate that.

it could also be an overactive imagination, ive heard of studies that prove if your expecting something, youll notice it even if it's not there..


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14 Mar 2007, 6:27 pm

squier wrote:
i know of some ways to replicate that.

it could also be an overactive imagination, ive heard of studies that prove if your expecting something, youll notice it even if it's not there..


Enlighten me. How would they replicate that? My imagination must be very powerful if that's what it is. They sounded drunk too, I really don't think it's that much of a stretch for them to actually do something like that. I'm not surprised that no one believes me, though. After reading it over I realize that it sounds pretty outrageous.


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14 Mar 2007, 8:02 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:
Last night I had the worst experience I have ever had in a shower. I am not even making this up. I'm now almost afraid to shower in my dorm, this is so gross.

I'm minding my own business in the shower when 2 other guys in different shower stalls start talking. The conversation went something like this...

1st guy: Do you know if it's ok to pee in the shower?
2nd guy: There's nothing wrong with that.
1st guy: Ok. What about making number 2s in the shower
2nd guy: That's not ok.
1st guy: What if it's not solid, but diarrheaish.
2nd guy: Then I guess it's ok if you wash it all down the drain.

I thought they were joking but then all of sudden there was this horrible smell. Yuck! :x


Now THAT is just nasty if they really did do that. I can't see why someone would actually do something like that though no matter how stupid they might be. Peeing in the shower is one thing which is kind of nasty as it is but that is totally not acceptable what so ever.



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14 Mar 2007, 8:49 pm

I believe it. My daughter used to live in the college dorms, and some of the stuff she had to put up with in the shower rooms was unbelievable. Plus, if these guys were drunk, of course anything goes! :evil: I once had to rent a room in a house with other college students. The stuff they left behind in the toilets was so gross-like not flushing because they were afraid that it would back up. So then the next person would come along, and follow suit. Soon it was so disgusting, no none could go in there. Luckily there were three bathrooms. Just before I moved out, two were unusable.


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14 Mar 2007, 10:00 pm

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I believe it. My daughter used to live in the college dorms, and some of the stuff she had to put up with in the shower rooms was unbelievable. Plus, if these guys were drunk, of course anything goes! :evil: I once had to rent a room in a house with other college students. The stuff they left behind in the toilets was so gross-like not flushing because they were afraid that it would back up. So then the next person would come along, and follow suit. Soon it was so disgusting, no none could go in there. Luckily there were three bathrooms. Just before I moved out, two were unusable.


I thought only the guys were gross, but the first person who understands is female. Interesting.

Sharing a bathroom with 30 other people is disgusting. Believe it or not, that isn't even the grossest thing that I've ever seen in the bathroom. Just the grossest thing I've ever seen while taking a shower (I was miffed because I had midterms today and that kept me up at night last night, I think my nostril hairs were singed from the aroma). :evil:


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14 Mar 2007, 10:39 pm

Where is this, China?

EDIT: Oh, you're based in Texas.

Lucky me our dorms have showers inside the units. Each four person block has two showers. I have an apartment in the dorms now, so I have my own shower.



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15 Mar 2007, 1:49 am

Always wear flip flops in the shower.



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15 Mar 2007, 11:54 am

xon wrote:
Where is this, China?

EDIT: Oh, you're based in Texas.

Lucky me our dorms have showers inside the units. Each four person block has two showers. I have an apartment in the dorms now, so I have my own shower.


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15 Mar 2007, 9:53 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:
Last night I had the worst experience I have ever had in a shower. I am not even making this up. I'm now almost afraid to shower in my dorm, this is so gross.

I'm minding my own business in the shower when 2 other guys in different shower stalls start talking. The conversation went something like this...

1st guy: Do you know if it's ok to pee in the shower?
2nd guy: There's nothing wrong with that.
1st guy: Ok. What about making number 2s in the shower
2nd guy: That's not ok.
1st guy: What if it's not solid, but diarrheaish.
2nd guy: Then I guess it's ok if you wash it all down the drain.

I thought they were joking but then all of sudden there was this horrible smell. Yuck! :x


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18 Mar 2007, 10:44 am

hartzofspace wrote:
I believe it. My daughter used to live in the college dorms, and some of the stuff she had to put up with in the shower rooms was unbelievable. Plus, if these guys were drunk, of course anything goes! :evil: I once had to rent a room in a house with other college students. The stuff they left behind in the toilets was so gross-like not flushing because they were afraid that it would back up. So then the next person would come along, and follow suit. Soon it was so disgusting, no none could go in there. Luckily there were three bathrooms. Just before I moved out, two were unusable.


That's those stupid low-flow toilets for you, plus a general lack of brains. If anyone is worried that a toilet might overflow, the thing to do is to carefully add water from a bucket. Then if it is genuinely plugged, use a plunger, and if that doesn't work, call a plumber.

I wondered if parents just deliberately raised idiots when I was a teenager, and I wonder the same thing now.