You "conveniently" neglected to mention the infractions for which you were awarded detention.
For the record, the only time I was awarded detention was when someone falsely accused me of swearing on the playground when I didn't give her the ball I was playing with.
"Teacher! Teacher! Fnordie sad a bad word!"
"What did he say?"
"He said 'Poop'!"
"Fnordie, put down the ball and come over here..."

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