A Million Dollar Bath

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02 Dec 2011, 12:21 pm

One day, I will fill a bathtub with a million dollars and bathe in a million dollars.

People will call me shallow, money-minded, and the like, but I won't care because I'm bathing in a million dollars.

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03 Dec 2011, 4:46 am

money is downright filthy. you don't know what all germs are on it. plus at least some of it is blood money of some sort or another.

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03 Dec 2011, 10:18 am

Plus, 90% of all US dollar bills have traces of cocaine on them.

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04 Dec 2011, 7:02 am

Not from the US, dude.

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04 Dec 2011, 7:42 am

auntblabby wrote:

money is downright filthy. you don't know what all germs are on it. plus at least some of it is blood money of some sort or another.

He is going to be swimming in germ free star wars monopoly money and chocolate coins.

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12 Dec 2011, 12:43 am

Boil it first and watch out for paper cuts, specially down there.

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12 Dec 2011, 2:38 am

What does this have to do with work and finding a job?

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12 Dec 2011, 3:35 am

when i was a child, i liked the idea of filling a bathtub with coins and sliding in. i imagined it would feel very cool on a hot day.

i got the idea from my favorite cartoon character

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12 Dec 2011, 12:57 pm

Sunshine7 wrote:

Not from the US, dude.

Well then why would you have dollars? this could be educational because I did not know there were other countries where people used the word dollar.

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12 Dec 2011, 1:14 pm

we use dollars and cents in australia.
our dollar is worth $1.02 american dollars at the moment.

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12 Dec 2011, 1:48 pm

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What does this have to do with work and finding a job?

Nothing, but at the same time, everything. What else do you go to work for? Fun...?

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12 Dec 2011, 1:49 pm

b9 wrote:

we use dollars and cents in australia.
our dollar is worth $1.02 american dollars at the moment.

I did not know that, though its not suprising that your dollar is worth more than the U.S dollar.

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13 Dec 2011, 10:47 pm

cyberfox007 wrote:

Plus, 90% of all US dollar bills have traces of cocaine on them.

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I suppose you could say the rabbit hole of just how the worlds largest economy runs on drug money is a little deep.

If 90% of dollar bills have a few molecules of cocaine then, then 99.9% must have THC on them?

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13 Dec 2011, 10:50 pm

Sweetleaf wrote:

b9 wrote:

we use dollars and cents in australia.
our dollar is worth $1.02 american dollars at the moment.

I did not know that, though its not suprising that your dollar is worth more than the U.S dollar.

There's only a handful of countries that are not participating in the simultaneous global "drop the soap in the fountain" experiment.

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14 Dec 2011, 8:53 am

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I did not know that, though its not suprising that your dollar is worth more than the U.S dollar.

It's actually better for the US that the USD is worth less in comparison with other countries.

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14 Dec 2011, 10:21 am

Sunshine7 wrote:

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I did not know that, though its not suprising that your dollar is worth more than the U.S dollar.

It's actually better for the US that the USD is worth less in comparison with other countries.

maybe not. you do not export much except for cars and a few other commodities. if your dollar goes down, we (australia) will not sell to you as eagerly.

we may buy a few more buicks etc, but you are very much consumers, and not so much providers to the rest of the world.
if your dollar slips, then it becomes less lucrative to sell to you.

even brazil may decide to cease trading with you because even when factoring in transportation costs(shipping), it may be better for them to deal with other countries.

australia is in the very lucky position that we have the resources that china (and the rest of asia) need to build their economy. they do not have those resources, and we are close to them in distance. it is just mined out of australian ground (no brains needed). almost all the steel that is used to build asian cities is bought from us. we provide a huge amount of coal also for their filthy power stations (bad for nature, but good for business, and we are in the southern hemisphere and the northern hemisphere's pollution rarely crosses the equator (i know that is a shallow way to see things)).

we have signed a deal with india to provide them with uranium for their future (australia has lots of uranium (yellow cake)).

their economies will be the economies that will survive the coming global meltdown, and unless they attack us and steal our goods, we are in a good position.

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