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KyleTheGhost
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30 Jul 2013, 5:18 am

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If I were you, I'd hit Reset now!


If you want to dig, press the dig button. If you want to move, press the arrows.


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30 Jul 2013, 6:33 am

It's a chair. The seat is nice and soft.
Squeeze...
Squeeze... Squeeze...
Squeeze... Squeeze... Squeeze...
Squeeze... Squeeze... Squeeze... Squeeze...



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30 Jul 2013, 7:48 am

That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!


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30 Jul 2013, 8:51 am

I wonder where Joe is? He's probably doing something really exciting!

[cut to Joe, who is waiting for a sloth to make it's slooooooow way to a flower on a vine. He yawns]



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30 Jul 2013, 2:10 pm

it's a secret to everybody


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30 Jul 2013, 3:20 pm

Well, Gordon, I see your HEV Suit still fits you like a glove. At least, the glove parts do.


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30 Jul 2013, 5:29 pm

I'm the grim reaper, Larda**, and you're my next customer.


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31 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

Jump Jump!
Slide Slide!
Jump Jump!
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Jump Jump!
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Jump Jump!
Slide Slide!
Jump Jump!
Slide Slide!
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Slide Slide!
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Slide Slide!


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31 Jul 2013, 12:37 am

You had one chance...



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31 Jul 2013, 6:49 pm

Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am WitchsCat!


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31 Jul 2013, 11:19 pm

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What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.


Enough talk! Have at you!


Sankify!

Planet or Stardust?

You act as though payback makes you a noble man, is that a fact? Well you're a goddamn philistine!

What was your name? Pig's Butt? No...Ness!

Ness caught a whiff of p***y and started to get homesick ( seriously got that on a rental copy back in the day )

You have successfully deleted all of your saved games.

A horse wiener? That IS dangerous...

Monado Break!

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Would you kindly read this whole post?

You want to touch me?

You're so innocent, Nick. Just like a kitten. A kitten that doesn't speak Japanese...

When I practice that at home I usually do it naked. Less wind resistance.

BURN ALL THE BABIES!

Embrace eternity

Excuse me, I have to rescue a couple friends being held hostage on a statue while listening to Holding Out For A Hero....

DON"T GET TOO CLOSE TO ME! ...I just farted. Heh heh, sorry.

"I can't picture you in a melee" "That's because I wasn't..."

EEkum bokum.

You like playing Castlevania, don't you?

Fission mailed

Tra-la-la look for Sahasrala. Oh yeah, you found Sahasrala! Good job, la-la.

You got boost power!

Burt f***ing Reynolds?


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01 Aug 2013, 3:15 am

Use DEAD BODIES to ATTRACT attention to a particular area.



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01 Aug 2013, 6:55 am

Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS Headquarters!


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01 Aug 2013, 11:05 am

Wily! ...Banzai!


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01 Aug 2013, 11:20 am

Mom's specialty !
Cinnabar island burgers !