Uwe Boll is making a video game

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18 Sep 2008, 12:23 am

here's a trailer.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40152.html

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18 Sep 2008, 12:30 am

What, so he's going to use his "incredible genius" to make video games now??

They have got to be kidding...

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18 Sep 2008, 12:32 am

maybe someone will make a movie on his game and it will actually be good.

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18 Sep 2008, 1:10 am

LOL.

"Look, I am not a fahking retahd like Gabe Newell und ozzer people running around in ze business... or like John Carmack making ze same sheety video games over und over..."

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18 Sep 2008, 1:29 am

The film version of this is going to be awesomesauce!

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18 Sep 2008, 2:22 am

*Facepalms*

Why they let this guy keep making films, I dunno. Can't they get a restraining order? As in, he's not allowed within 100 kilometers of any camera capable of recording a moving image.

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18 Sep 2008, 3:21 am

I enjoyed the Postal movie - one of his best yet.

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18 Sep 2008, 2:29 pm

Ha ha ha.

This thread delivers =D

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18 Sep 2008, 3:45 pm

Quatermass wrote:

*Facepalms*

Why they let this guy keep making films, I dunno. Can't they get a restraining order? As in, he's not allowed within 100 kilometers of any camera capable of recording a moving image.

maybe the reason he's making a game is that game companies are figuring out that his movies suck, and won't let him near their game license, so he makes his own game so he can make a movie out of it.

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18 Sep 2008, 4:53 pm

Looks like a standard FPS game to me. Not more--not less.

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19 Sep 2008, 2:12 am

Reodor_Felgen wrote:

Looks like a standard FPS game to me. Not more--not less.

But... but... this one's in a cave. With random exploding helicopters.

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19 Sep 2008, 7:17 am

kxmode wrote:

Reodor_Felgen wrote:

Looks like a standard FPS game to me. Not more--not less.

But... but... this one's in a cave. With random exploding helicopters.

I guess random explotions are called "innovations" in a FPS game. This game seems like a jack of all trades, but master of none--which is the case with almost all FPS games.

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19 Sep 2008, 3:28 pm

The "innovation"... FPS-haters... is to illustrate the "futility of war." That message has been used in countless movies, but I don't think it would make a fun game.

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21 Sep 2008, 1:53 am

need to think of a joke for this...need a joke...

ooo! ooo! i got it!

making his own game? do they have tax shelters in Germany if you make a video game too?

eh? eh??

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21 Sep 2008, 4:21 am

You guys are just jealous of Ewwwy Boll's talents!

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21 Sep 2008, 5:44 am

kxmode wrote:

You guys are just jealous of Ewwwy Boll's talents!

It's actually the inverse of talent. Anti-talent. It's a bit like Bloody Stupid Johnson (from the Discworld novels) being an anti-genius when it came to invention.

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