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10 Mar 2016, 3:05 pm

:lol: Sorry for bringing up bad memories. But I always did wonder as a kid whether he was purple and ate people, or whether he only ate purple people.

How about Zombie Genghis Khan instead?



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10 Mar 2016, 3:19 pm

^ Then George Washington would have to come out of retirement to fight tyranny.....One.....Last.....Time :lol:

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10 Mar 2016, 4:32 pm

Yigeren wrote:
:lol: Sorry for bringing up bad memories. But I always did wonder as a kid whether he was purple and ate people, or whether he only ate purple people.



The song answers the question. The narrator pleads with him "dont eat me!", and he replies that he only eats purple people. But "thats not why I came here to land. I wanna get a job in a rocknroll band!".

I guess that would mean that he only eats undecided voters (who cant decide whether they are blue staters, or red staters).



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10 Mar 2016, 6:07 pm

^ Congratulations, you just won the internet with that last bit :lmao:



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10 Mar 2016, 6:41 pm

Feyokien wrote:
^ Then George Washington would have to come out of retirement to fight tyranny.....One.....Last.....Time :lol:

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I could live with that.


naturalplastic wrote:
The song answers the question. The narrator pleads with him "dont eat me!", and he replies that he only eats purple people. But "thats not why I came here to land. I wanna get a job in a rocknroll band!".

I guess that would mean that he only eats undecided voters (who cant decide whether they are blue staters, or red staters).


:lol:

Well, I guess I'd be in danger, since I'm neither a democrat nor a republican. Forget it, no one-eyed, one-horned flying purple-people eater. I'll go with either Zombie Genghis Khan or Zombie George Washington as vice president.



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10 Mar 2016, 7:42 pm

That sounds like a good plot to a future
Movie,feyokien.
Hell we already had abe lincoln vampire
Killer. Actually i would like to see aragorn
From the lord of the ring become president. He resisted the ring of power
In fotr when froto offered it to him . He should be uncorruptable!! !! !! !! !! !!
I would like to see him , george washington,and ctulu unite to fight cankles,donald trump ,and the evil lord
Sauron.
I smell the makings of another epic trilogy.
Honestly,
I might vote for cankles if she gave me tips on how to beef up my calves. I have skinny calves and big feet , which gives me a comical appearrance



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10 Mar 2016, 8:34 pm

ZenDen wrote:
I just have to wonder:

Who will IT pick for it's vice?

Yog Sothoth?


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11 Mar 2016, 10:20 am

ZenDen wrote:
I just have to wonder:

Who will IT pick for it's vice?

Trump do you think? I think they may have worked a few deals together in the past.


How about this guy:
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11 Mar 2016, 10:32 am

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He'd get the coastal votes all right - or else!


Or else we'll have these on our hands:
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11 Mar 2016, 10:59 am

If we had those two we wouldn't need a navy or air force anymore. I would prefer rhodan though. All we need is a giant land monster to sub for our army . Maybe those m.u.t.o.s from the newest godzilla movie.



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11 Mar 2016, 11:02 am

Those look flippin awesome. What are they?a monster marine corps.



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11 Mar 2016, 11:04 am

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All Hail Cthulhu 2016!





1. That is not what Cthulhu actually looks like.

2. Stop insulting H P Lovecraft.







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11 Mar 2016, 11:33 am

^ Sketch of Cthulhu drawn by HP Lovecraft himself in 1934.

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11 Mar 2016, 11:57 am

AR15000 wrote:
Sweetleaf wrote:
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All Hail Cthulhu 2016!





1. That is not what Cthulhu actually looks like.

2. Stop insulting H P Lovecraft.







But, I only had the context of his written description of Chtulhu, that picture didn't seem too far off...I honestly have yet to see a picture or figure of him that fits the exact description to every detail.

Certainly have no intention of insulting such a great author.


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11 Mar 2016, 12:15 pm

Feyokien wrote:
^ Sketch of Cthulhu drawn by HP Lovecraft himself in 1934.

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A fish person (kinda like the Creature of the Black Lagoon), but with folded wings, and apparently the octopus tentacles all come of the head (kinda like the snakes on the head of Medusa).



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11 Mar 2016, 12:42 pm

^ Yeah so I don't see how Sweetleafs original picture is "wrong". It might have a modern fantasy look to it, but nothing about it is anatomically wrong.