You KNOW that you're a Right Wing Nut Job when...

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You say autism is a sin
You worship Dick Cheney
You worship the letter H in honor of Halliburton

You denounce Dick Cheney as having been a bad parent for having raised a daughter to be a Lesbian.

You write to your senator to protest pornography while you're between Playboy issues.

You protest against abortions at the clinic that performed yours.

You tell your kids to fight for what they believe in as long as it's what you believe in, too.

You declare that life is not fair when in this case, it's just you.

You tell your kids to toughen up and solve their own problems because your team's up by 10 points.

You say nobody is better than you and you know your place, by golly.

You gossip about people who don't go to your church or who don't pay their tithe when you're looking.

Nobody can judge you because they're not as good as you are.

You present your opinions as facts.

You believe that dildos should be illegal.

You know you're blue when you see murder of infants as barbaric.

You think that Noah's Flood is the only plausible explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs.

You wear a suit and tie every day.

You are a Bible-thumper who takes supermarket tabloids as fact

You believe condoms should be made illegal.

You are a person who has bleached blond{e} hair.

* You think all problems can be solved with military force, better moral values and tax cuts.
* You think that tax cuts increasing revenues is an axiom and can't wait for the government to cease taxing completely and get the windfall
* You want to privatize everything and have the government subsidize moral values and militaristic exploit industries.
* You look back to the good ol' days when only white property owning males had power.
* You are a complete Constitutional originalist and think that amendments are illegitimate.
* You both pray to Jesus and Reagan.
* You think that the best US presidential candidate for 2008 would be Reagan's reanimated corpse.

He probably stands the best chance of being elected!! !

you use up an entire bottle of hair spray every week

You campaign for president on a segregationalist platform, but have an illegitimate mixed-race daughter the existence of whom you never publicly acknowledge during your entire lifetime.

You talk about how gays are destroying America, all while shtupping a gay prostitute.

You attend, or are a pastor of, a megachurch.

You think Darwin eventually led to Hitler.

You think evolution works like Pokemon evolution.

You think evolution is the same as social Darwinism.

Wow, you don't? My respect for your intelligence just took a hit.

How about, "You know you're a left-wing nutjob when you...

take Cindy Sheehan seriously."