Super Mario Galaxy = Homosexual Recruiting Tool

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08 Jan 2008, 6:35 pm

So a strawman mock-up of Christianity website? Great, we sure need more of those out there. :roll:


Really though, this should be in PPR.



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08 Jan 2008, 6:40 pm

Moving it.


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09 Jan 2008, 3:13 am

Well, it's about time we had gay recruitment. We need more well dressed people, and bad tv shows.



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09 Jan 2008, 10:36 am

It's a great game.

And only christians would pull something like this.



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09 Jan 2008, 11:04 am

Rjaye wrote:
Well, it's about time we had gay recruitment. We need more well dressed people, and bad tv shows.


What would be considered a bad TV show?


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09 Jan 2008, 11:20 am

Averick wrote:
And only christians would pull something like this.

That's because the only other faith in which people get so dogmatically attached to silly positions is Islam - and in some countries, mocking Islam can get you executed.

Er, you did catch on that the site is a spoof, right? If you need more evidence than the discussion, go to the homepage. You can buy a T-shirt with a parody of the Raid insecticide label, that says "RELIGION - Kills Folks Dead!" They also sell shirts labeled, in lovely Olde English script, "Heretic", "Pagan", "Idolator" - even "Witch"! :)


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09 Jan 2008, 8:23 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
Rjaye wrote:
Well, it's about time we had gay recruitment. We need more well dressed people, and bad tv shows.


What would be considered a bad TV show?


I think it's called "How To Look Good Naked."

Oh, "Sex and THe City." Yech.



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10 Jan 2008, 5:04 am

Must be a slow news day. Super Mario Galaxy is a great game.



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11 Jan 2008, 8:12 am

That website terrified the hell out of me until I realised it was a joke...


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11 Jan 2008, 3:59 pm

This must be a joke!


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11 Jan 2008, 4:43 pm

most of those people were given a brain by mistake.
i played mario when i was "just a kid", and im straight



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11 Jan 2008, 5:06 pm

I did too, but still, video games are the spawn of satan! :lol:


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11 Jan 2008, 5:17 pm

Mario is cool. I've never heard that crap before. People at my Church play WoW, EVE Online, and other stuff Halo included. I haven't seen them turn into Cyborgs or plumbers yet...



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12 Jan 2008, 5:22 am

The sparkles do spell UR MR GAY (separated into three lines, even). It's well known in my circles. I have a copy of my own, even.
So, then, I ask:
What of it?


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16 Jan 2008, 10:37 pm

PaperCrusade wrote:
That website terrified the hell out of me until I realised it was a joke...


me too; the terms of use clearly show that it is a joke. A joke taken too far, perhaps, but still a joke.


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19 Jan 2008, 3:56 pm

Landover is clearly a spoof of Westboro.

And I cannot think of any church that would not welcome unsaved people. Wouldn't an unsaved person have to go to a church in order to get saved?


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