Orwell wrote:
I'm thinking of starting a Dietary Reformation, starting by posting the 5 Food Groups on the door of the Italian Eatery.
You could hold a weekly gathering there where someone reads the menu aloud.
Then a prayer:
Dear spaghetti monster,
who are in oven,
hollowed be your cannelloni.
Thy kitchen come,
thy bill be done on mirth as it is in oven.
Give us this day our daily pasta and forgive us if we belch as we forgive those who belch against us.
And lead us not into temperance,
but deliver us a take-away.
For thine is the Pasta house, the parmesan and the gravy.
For ever and ever, amen.
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I've left WP indefinitely.