Pastafarians? Touched by His noodly appendage?

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21 Jan 2009, 9:04 am

How can you deny his noodly appendages existence, when lasagne is so nice? What's wrong with you?


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21 Jan 2009, 1:35 pm

Oodles of noodles envy topic

I like oriental noodles, and Chicken noodle soup is also good for the soul.

Very saucy. Cheesy, too. :lol:


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21 Jan 2009, 1:38 pm

I prefer rice to noodles.


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21 Jan 2009, 1:43 pm

Orwell wrote:
I prefer rice to noodles.


*GASP!*

you're going to hell Orwell

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21 Jan 2009, 2:20 pm

Orwell wrote:
I prefer rice to noodles.


Well they are low in carbs and gluten.

Dam...I wish I didn't like his noodliness.... :(


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21 Jan 2009, 2:53 pm

anna-banana wrote:

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I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about you showing this image.
I think you should repent immediately and live on bread and water for a month as fitting punishment.

Having already had my evening meal you post what can only be described as wanton temptation seducing me to the dark side :evil: I've now had a second evening meal consisting of pasta and meatballs with pesto sauce. I blame you entirely for the collateral damage to my waistline :evil:

You should be ashamed of yourself. :wink:


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21 Jan 2009, 3:39 pm

^^there's more where that one came from :D

you can't have too much of the saucy noodly goodness. your waistline should be directly proportional to your devotion!

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21 Jan 2009, 4:35 pm

Death_of_Pathos wrote:
greenblue wrote:
To pastafarians, your god doesn't exist, you are nothing more than delusional religionists.

zorp wrote:
I was touched several years ago

Evidence, Please?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire


Faith.

Christians often cite faith as proof of their god's existence. "I have faith. God talks to me."

Ok then, I too have faith. God talked to me and told me, "The whole God/Jesus thing is a huge misunderstanding. I am really a Flying Spaghetti Monster who created all that you see around you."

Prove that my faith is wrong and someone else's is right.

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21 Jan 2009, 9:17 pm

anna-banana wrote:
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I feel as though I've been touched all over again.


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21 Jan 2009, 10:06 pm

I really hate to say this, but religion troll is easy :)
I love how you guys are using mostly the same arguments devout christens use. Speaking as someone who has been approached to try to be converted, I find this absolutely hilarious.


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22 Jan 2009, 9:00 am

Rafter613 wrote:
I really hate to say this, but religion troll is easy :)
I love how you guys are using mostly the same arguments devout christens use. Speaking as someone who has been approached to try to be converted, I find this absolutely hilarious.


dude, that's the point!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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22 Jan 2009, 9:09 am

anna-banana wrote:
Orwell wrote:
I prefer rice to noodles.


*GASP!*

you're going to hell Orwell

:wink:

I'm thinking of starting a Dietary Reformation, starting by posting the 5 Food Groups on the door of the Italian Eatery.


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22 Jan 2009, 9:28 am

Rafter613 wrote:
I really hate to say this, but religion troll is easy :)
I love how you guys are using mostly the same arguments devout christens use. Speaking as someone who has been approached to try to be converted, I find this absolutely hilarious.


Woo-hoo! A potential convert!

Every Friday is a religious holiday. And you haven't even heard about our afterlife yet. Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory as promised by the great Prophet Bobby Henderson. Tough like most religions, we figure that can be tweaked to accommodate a varying audience. For instance, my heaven would include a Margarita Volcano/Jello Shot Geyser and a Chippendales Factory.

Our religion also comes with a 30 day guarantee. If not completely satisfied, "your previous religion will probably take you back. Except the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt." - Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.



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22 Jan 2009, 9:34 am

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I'm thinking of starting a Dietary Reformation, starting by posting the 5 Food Groups on the door of the Italian Eatery.


You could hold a weekly gathering there where someone reads the menu aloud.

Then a prayer:

Dear spaghetti monster,
who are in oven,
hollowed be your cannelloni.
Thy kitchen come,
thy bill be done on mirth as it is in oven.
Give us this day our daily pasta and forgive us if we belch as we forgive those who belch against us.
And lead us not into temperance,
but deliver us a take-away.
For thine is the Pasta house, the parmesan and the gravy.
For ever and ever, amen.


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22 Jan 2009, 9:37 am

Tallyman, it's "forever and ever ramen."


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22 Jan 2009, 9:45 am

This is very interesting.