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ZEGH8578
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25 Feb 2009, 4:29 pm

sometimes my testicles tell me things

strange things

things that frighten and perplex me

those crazy crazy testicles, some of the things that they know, are not for ours to learn



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25 Feb 2009, 9:12 pm

I don't know... I might have to examine them. :wink: :lol:



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26 Feb 2009, 12:03 am

I don't know, make them type something and post it here. :lol:


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26 Feb 2009, 12:12 am

Social_Fantom wrote:
I don't know, make them type something and post it here. :lol:


OK, I'll try anything once...

here goes...

Il mio amico ha una scottatura da sole.

WOW... I think that might be Portugese, or even Italian... I had no Idea that my testicles could type in a foreign language... anyone out there who speaks Portugese who can tell me what my testicles are trying to say?

Oh, wait, it wants to type again...

Non mi sento bene. Ho mal di testa. Puo' darmi qualcosa per il dolore? Le consiglio di andare in ospedale.


8O Wieeeerd.....



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26 Feb 2009, 4:35 pm

Literal translation of first message:
My friend has a scalding alone.
Literal translation of second message:
I do not feel myself well. I have badly of head. Puo' they give something to me for the pain? The council to go in hospital.



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26 Feb 2009, 4:42 pm

Your left one is alive but your right one is dead.


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27 Feb 2009, 1:00 am

I think all sentient testicles are subversive and should be removed immediately.


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27 Feb 2009, 1:06 am

I blame my pituitary gland...



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27 Feb 2009, 10:08 am

You really should raise the question of whether they are alive with your doctor.



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28 Feb 2009, 11:35 pm

The real question is, does your partner think so?...;)



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01 Mar 2009, 1:35 am

jrknothead wrote:
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Well, do they move when they are poked? Do they show signs of intelligence? Do they grow, feel pain?



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01 Mar 2009, 2:07 am

IdahoAspie wrote:
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Well, do they move when they are poked? Do they show signs of intelligence? Do they grow, feel pain?


I sincerely doubt that anybody's testicles feel pain. They might generate pain in the owner's mind but, in general, testicles are unfeeling responders.



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01 Mar 2009, 2:21 am

Sand wrote:
IdahoAspie wrote:
jrknothead wrote:
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Well, do they move when they are poked? Do they show signs of intelligence? Do they grow, feel pain?


I sincerely doubt that anybody's testicles feel pain. They might generate pain in the owner's mind but, in general, testicles are unfeeling responders.


You are assuming that irknotheads nads are not sentient beings in their own right. Which makes me wonder Irknothead do you consider them to be one unit, two seperate identitiies or is some form of conjoining going on and if so have they displayed any signs of wanting to be separated.


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01 Mar 2009, 9:47 pm

ejaculo ergo sum - Testiclitus...;)

If you've ever been kicked in the @#$%..I can assure you, they're not unfeeling...;)

apologies to all of you who actually speak Latin...;)



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01 Mar 2009, 11:46 pm

pakled wrote:
ejaculo ergo sum - Testiclitus...;)

If you've ever been kicked in the @#$%..I can assure you, they're not unfeeling...;)

apologies to all of you who actually speak Latin...;)


You're confusing your testicles with your brain. It's a common problem.