You know you're a sniveling liberal when...

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I HAZ a problem with asexuals not flaunting any sexuality in public. Why are they pushing their way of life on TEH ME?

And the governement controlled canadian postal service is doing well, so the difficulty of the us postal service don't prove anything really.

ew ew ew! I saw 2 asexuals walking down the street yesterday not touching each other and staring straight ahead! That's like full-on hardcore for them! I feel so dirty

Gay marriage is now mandatory for all. Thank you for your cooperation

This really is not good for me I enjoy bosoms quite a bit and wieners not much at all.
but the law is the law

The government of the United States is incompetent. Maybe the Canadians are better off.

ruveyn

You can still enjoy being heterosexual in the privacy of your own bedroom. Just make sure to act gay in public so people won't be suspect of your sexual orientation.

How magnanimous of you.

Tell you what. The day that heterosexuals stop flaunting their spouses by displaying pictures of them, publishing wedding announcements, expecting them to be treated with courtesy and respect in hospitals, opening joint bank accounts and buying property together, then I will stop flaunting my sexuality in public as well.

I thought you believed in freedom of expression. But perhaps it's only heterosexuals who are free to express themselves by holding hands in public.

I thought you believed in equal protection of the law. But perhaps it's only heterosexuals who are entitled to make decisions about their loved one's critical care.

Try putting yourself in someone else's shoes for a minute. Think about what life is like on the other side of the fence, and then measure that against the ideals that you supposedly hold dear.

If you cannot stand up for equality--for everyone's equality--then you are nothing more than a hypocrite of the most odious kind.

Unless someone can dig up pictures of one of JD Jones' .900 JDJ contenders, I think that should win out for most ridiculously over-sized handgun. Yes, that's a .50 BMG chambered handgun prototype, I believe it was proposed for hunting hogs... Or you know, you need to take out an engine block but don't want to hump a 30 lb rifle. Real practical stuff.

Looks like some kind of futuristic videogame weapon, or a fake Hollywood prop. From a distance people might suspect it's just a really cool looking hairdryer. If the goal is to be taken seriously without having to waste precious ammunition I think I'll stick with the tank.

Since someone felt compelled to resurrect the “You KNOW that you're a Right Wing Nut Job when...” thread I figured I’d reciprocate in kind and do the same for this thread.

You know you’re a sniveling liberal when:

You believe corporate profits are obscene but government spending is too low and the American people are under-taxed.

You think that the Constitution is a living document and should be changed but the writings of Karl Marx are "written in stone".

You think the amount of money spent on defense is waste but the amount of money welfare, food stamps, and medicare are irrelevant, and selfish to even consider.

You think criticism of any group is a hate crime but openly participate in Christian bashing.

You don't want the Christian Right imposing their morality on you, but you want to impose big government on everyone else because they won't do the right thing.

When you get off the train in SF, see two gay men cuddling and drinking champagne, the person smoking a pipe does not have tobacco in it and you think,AWESOME
But I do not snivel.

He needs both hands to hold his gun. He must be a liberal.

You don't have to go to Frisco to see that. Just about any big city has that and more.

I'm a liberal then.

Here's one: YKYL when you buy free range eggs, but enjoy them with your bacon.

That was because of the dumb Kurgan thread. Rather than starting a new counter-thread, they decided to save on effort, economize, and not duplicate services. Since you've done this tit for tat, I might have to start another thread to get us in the REAL equilibrium.