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The planet is DOOMED!

Scientists Recommend Reducing The Number Of Democratic Presidential Candidates To Help Fight Climate Change

WORLD—Scientists have issued a dire warning: the current number of Democratic presidential candidates is simply unsustainable.

“No one ever thought this many people would run for president,” said climate scientist Dr. Raymond Hall, “and the planet just can’t take it. We’re talking each of them eating up resources vying for airtime, printing stickers with trite slogans, and flying from Iowa to New Hampshire. If they were actually all to be in one place for a debate, it would be an ecological disaster.”

Scientists recommend the current Democratic field be reduced to less than half the current number or we could see an increase in hurricanes, droughts, kaiju, and “other climate change things.” As for what to do with the excess candidates, researcher Jeannie Perry said, “As always, I’d recommend firing them into space."

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists- ... ate-change

Not exactly sure what this is about, but it looks hilarious.

Darmok, do you have any interest in whether the memes you post even resemble truth? Here is the Assange indictment: https://www.lawfareblog.com/document-julian-assange-indictment Show me where it mentions Clinton's emails. And explain the timeline to me. Assange spent seven years in the Ecuadorian embassy, because, he said, he worried about Sweden extraditing him to the USA. When did Clinton's emails become an issue?

Poor Hillary. Time for her to move on to the next conspiracy theory.

Orange Cat Good!