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Darmok
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26 Jul 2017, 9:24 am

EzraS wrote:
the_phoenix wrote:
Darmok wrote:
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^ Always nice to have you materialize in our quadrant, Your Q-ness. Can't you make some kind of adjustment to the gravitational constant of the universe, or something, and fix all these problems for us?

Trump won.
Can't you mortals take it from here? :wink:

Wait . . . are you saying the Q hacked the election??

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Would you two Ruskies kindly stop talking in code with all your Tanagra Q jazz?

Sorry about that. We were just, uh, saying that, uh, we extend peaceful greetings to great American people. Have no regard for orbiting platform you see over your cities. These are for upcoming cultural exchange program we develop for your people.


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26 Jul 2017, 10:26 am

Darmok wrote:
EzraS wrote:
the_phoenix wrote:
Darmok wrote:
the_phoenix wrote:
Darmok wrote:
^ Always nice to have you materialize in our quadrant, Your Q-ness. Can't you make some kind of adjustment to the gravitational constant of the universe, or something, and fix all these problems for us?

Trump won.
Can't you mortals take it from here? :wink:

Wait . . . are you saying the Q hacked the election??

:oops:
.
.
.
.
.
8)

Would you two Ruskies kindly stop talking in code with all your Tanagra Q jazz?

Sorry about that. We were just, uh, saying that, uh, we extend peaceful greetings to great American people. Have no regard for orbiting platform you see over your cities. These are for upcoming cultural exchange program we develop for your people.


That was just a red herring to detract attention away from me comrade. Didn't you get the memo?

Edit: Oops that was supposed to be a PM.



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26 Jul 2017, 4:54 pm

EzraS wrote:
the_phoenix wrote:
Darmok wrote:
the_phoenix wrote:
Darmok wrote:
^ Always nice to have you materialize in our quadrant, Your Q-ness. Can't you make some kind of adjustment to the gravitational constant of the universe, or something, and fix all these problems for us?

Trump won.
Can't you mortals take it from here? :wink:

Wait . . . are you saying the Q hacked the election??


:oops:
.
.
.
.
.
8)


Would you two Ruskies kindly stop talking in code with all your Tanagra Q jazz?


Я не говорю по-русски.