Trump's failures just keep piling up. He'll never be able to hold a candle to Obama.
Nobel Peace Prize Committee Informs Trump He Has Not Launched Enough Drone Strikes To Qualify
OSLO, NORWAY—The Norwegian Nobel Committee was reportedly considering President Trump as a recipient of its prestigious Nobel Peace Prize, as the president had submitted his name for consideration to them over 67 times. But after reviewing his credentials, the committee concluded that he had not launched enough drone strikes against foreigners to qualify.
"Yeah, you've dabbled in attacks, but what we're really looking for is someone who's really committed to a secret drone war," said a spokesperson for the committee. "Look at previous winners like Barack Obama: now there's a shining example of someone who achieved world peace not through lame diplomacy but by blowing up foreigners with impunity."
Obama also criticized Trump's drone strike count, saying they were "rookie numbers" and he needs to "pump those numbers up."
https://babylonbee.com/news/nobel-peace ... to-qualify
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