jordanalmokdad
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Location: england, around trees and near river
11 Nov 2019, 3:49 pm
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11 Nov 2019, 9:51 pm
Greta Thunberg Mural Equipped With Laser Eyes That Shoot At SUVs
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—A new mural in downtown San Francisco of Swedish teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg has a surprise for passersby: her eyes are equipped with high-powered lasers designed to seek and destroy carbon-emitting SUVs on the streets below.
“We want the mural to really make a positive impact in the fight against climate change,” a spokesperson told sources. “Greta’s pouty glare is certain to generate guilt and shame in many motorists, but that didn’t seem like enough. By adding the lasers, we can begin taking out the worst offenders in their Hummers and Land Rovers.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/greta-thunb ... ot-at-suvs
11 Nov 2019, 10:35 pm
I love this.
jordanalmokdad
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Joined: 1 Nov 2018
Gender: Male
Posts: 411
Location: england, around trees and near river
12 Nov 2019, 8:17 am
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15 Nov 2019, 10:02 pm
I understand fundraising has been really good lately, so I think this is definitely true. 
15 Nov 2019, 10:16 pm
16 Nov 2019, 11:33 am
(With apologies to our local Schultz fan.)
16 Nov 2019, 11:36 am
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