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26 Oct 2009, 7:06 pm

DentArthurDent wrote:
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Seeing as the only prerequisite to be christian, and not in a denomination of christianity, is to believe in Jesus Christ, does that make my computer a christian for having electronic records of Jesus' existence within it's memory?
Has your computer accepted Christ as its one and only salvation and asked forgiveness for its sins? Has your computer repented for its sins?

Well, has Windows been erased and Linux installed? And which text editor is used- Vi or emacs?


Arrgh emacs the false prophet, may all such machines have their surge protectors removed and be nailed to crosses spewing sprites skyward


Vi vi vi is the number of the beast!


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26 Oct 2009, 8:25 pm

Fuzzy wrote:
DentArthurDent wrote:
Orwell wrote:
claire333 wrote:
Vyn wrote:
Seeing as the only prerequisite to be christian, and not in a denomination of christianity, is to believe in Jesus Christ, does that make my computer a christian for having electronic records of Jesus' existence within it's memory?
Has your computer accepted Christ as its one and only salvation and asked forgiveness for its sins? Has your computer repented for its sins?

Well, has Windows been erased and Linux installed? And which text editor is used- Vi or emacs?


Arrgh emacs the false prophet, may all such machines have their surge protectors removed and be nailed to crosses spewing sprites skyward


Vi vi vi is the number of the beast!

Be quiet, feeble Gedit user! :P


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26 Oct 2009, 9:31 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
You aren't human. Perhaps a better computer program than most, but still an artificial intelligence.


That is the nicest thing someone has said to me all week. Thanks!


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