Misslizard wrote:
^^^My ex went to a Pentecostal church a few times,he saw a woman jump up and run into the wall full force,she bounced up like it was nothing.He said it would have knocked him out.I wonder what substance they are made of.
I asked a lady why they never cut their hair,she said it protects them from demons.Do extensions count?
Another lady told me my friend was a warlock,and this whole county was under demonic powers.She claimed she saw a woman throw up a live squirrel,she needs an anti- psychotic,not religion.
My wife tells me how before she and I had met, she had gone church shopping, bouncing from one church to another. And so it happens she came to a Pentecostal church. One church service of babbling in tongues was enough for her.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer