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23 Jun 2018, 12:06 am

The moon is actually the earth in slow motion!

Zionist illuminati aliens poo and pee in our water supply to make us gay!

Pokémon are secretly Digimon!

The Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus are real! All of this is being covered up by the Satanic, globalist, communist, America-hating Jew Illuminati!

Pepsi secretly turns you gay!

If you have ever used a suppository in your life, that counts as gay sex! You must purify your soul by purchasing my overpriced water filters!

Black people are actually white people in disguise!

All men are actually women in disguise!

Time is a cube! Existence is also a cube! Love is not one cube, but five cubes! … and that's the meaning of life!

Wake up sheeple!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4-t6bmh4Uc

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23 Jun 2018, 12:54 am

Feet are secretly trying to take over the world! All real Americans must amputate their feet for the good of the country!

Food is deadly! It contains deoxyribonucleic acid! Did you know that deoxyribonucleic acid can be found in rattlesnake venom? Deoxyribonucleic acid also contains carbon, which can be found in rat poison! By eating food, you are literally consuming dangerous chemicals which will kill you over a period of about eighty years or so. How does it feel to know that you have less than a century to live, and it's all because of food?

Penises don't exist! They are actually French fries!

Skin doesn't exist! It's actually wrapping paper!

Christmas doesn't exist! We've been celebrating Kwanza this entire time!

Metal doesn't really exist! It only exists in your imagination!

The universe doesn't exist! We are actually in John Goodman's underwear!

The Epic of Gilgamesh is a rip-off of Pokémon! … and Pokémon is a rip-off of Mario Kart!

The news isn't actually new! Some of the stuff that you see on the (((news))) actually happened yesterday. Something technically isn't new unless it occurred within the last yoctosecond.

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23 Jun 2018, 1:36 am

Isn't anyone else going to join in?

Trees aren't real! They're just guys in costumes!

Mosquitoes aren't real! They're just bandicoots that have been shrunken down with science lasers!

Science and magic are the same thing!

Anuses aren't real! The human digestive tract is naturally supposed to by cyclical!

Surgery doesn't work because the human body follows non-Euclidian geometry!

Jews are secretly Eskimos!

Global warming is actually caused by your grandma's television!

Words are not real and they should be illegal! From now on, I shall type random letters!

kfwberkgnwelsbvirtdnbildnibdntignvbidbtgibnidtynbivdnibgvnidtnfbildnkbvnerisntvoensrtvobtrildngvmtojrnbilvrevlndtrb itenb

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23 Jun 2018, 1:56 am

Planet Earth doesn't exist! I'm really floating around in space all alone and just hallucinating that I'm living on a planet that supports life!

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23 Jun 2018, 2:05 am

lostonearth35 wrote:

Planet Earth doesn't exist! I'm really floating around in space all alone and just hallucinating that I'm living on a planet that supports life!

… because of (((you know who)))!

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23 Jun 2018, 2:27 am

We aspies are descendants of the alien gods that came from out of the sky.

Scientologists are actually robots in disguise who work for Megatron.

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23 Jun 2018, 3:55 am

Paper towels think that they're soooo special … but we all know the truth! A paper towel is nothing more than an incomplete, mutant piece of toilet paper!

Paper towels are a drain on society! Paper towel genocide now! Hail the toilet paper master race!! !

"Pro-paper towel" is a (((globalist))) codeword for anti-toilet paper!

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23 Jun 2018, 4:27 am

Hitler is still alive and he lives on one of Jupiter's moons!

How do I know this? Jupiter is made of gas. Do you know what gas that is? Zyklon B!

Wake up sheeple!

When Hitler comes back to earth to kill Jesus again, he will use Zyklon C this time!

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23 Jun 2018, 5:23 am

Only people with mental health issues see the world as it really is , if you have never had mental health issues your eyes have not been opened yet , you are blinded from the truth by sanity :twisted:

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23 Jun 2018, 11:37 am

I still say Autism was a plot by that commie Dr. Spock. His child-rearing books have been for blamed for every problem since the 60s, why not autism?

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23 Jun 2018, 11:45 am

Humans are actually an invasive species that was dropped to earth during an extermination attempt on their home planet. Every time a major plague hits, or the like, it is actually alien collage students trying out human poisons to be sold openly on the space market.

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23 Jun 2018, 12:17 pm

The paranoids of the world are all in cahoots!

They all communicate with each other, and plot together.

And they are ALL ...out to get.... ME!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

When will you paranoids all leave me alone?

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23 Jun 2018, 2:15 pm

All public schools in the US are really part of one big federal education system and not part of state levels.

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23 Jun 2018, 2:17 pm

Pokémon Go is part of the illuminati!

Oh … wait. This one is actually real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8AA7BTPTco

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23 Jun 2018, 2:28 pm

Fight clubs around the world are real!

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24 Jun 2018, 4:44 am

We don't really elect our presidents.

Our presidents are picked FOR us!

And they are picked for us by a nefarious committee who call themselves "the Electorial College".

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