Board index › Topical Discussion › Politics, Philosophy, and Religion

Pastafarians? Touched by His noodly appendage?

Page 3 of 3 [ 42 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3

Previous topic | Next topic

ducasse
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 9 Jun 2008
Age: 47
Gender: Male
Posts: 460

22 Jan 2009, 9:46 am

I can't believe so many people would buy into this obviously nonsensical blasphemy when the Church of the Sub-Genius guarantees them eternal salvation for only $30:

wikipedia



TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

22 Jan 2009, 9:50 am

Orwell wrote:
Tallyman, it's "forever and ever ramen."


I've started a new sect, in mine its "amen". No, changed my mind. "awomen" so as not be be unduly sexist. No changed it again. "aardvark".

Those who do not accept the new word will be banished from oven and tormented for all eternity to eat in a "Road Chef", where they will be served cold pasta with burned toast and flat no-brand coke.


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


z0rp
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jan 2008
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 747
Location: New York, USA

22 Jan 2009, 9:51 am

ducasse wrote:
I can't believe so many people would buy into this obviously nonsensical blasphemy when the Church of the Sub-Genius guarantees them eternal salvation for only $30:

wikipedia

And if you call in the next 20 minutes, we'll triple the offer! We'll even include the new salvation flashlight, a $100 value, yours free! All for just five easy payments of $60.


_________________
Ignorance is surely not bliss, because if you are ignorant, you will ignore the bliss around you.


TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

22 Jan 2009, 10:06 am

z0rp wrote:
ducasse wrote:
I can't believe so many people would buy into this obviously nonsensical blasphemy when the Church of the Sub-Genius guarantees them eternal salvation for only $30:

wikipedia

And if you call in the next 20 minutes, we'll triple the offer! We'll even include the new salvation flashlight, a $100 value, yours free! All for just five easy payments of $60.



I wonder if the Scientologists ever have any special offers? Two brain-washings for the price of one?


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


anna-banana
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Aug 2008
Age: 43
Gender: Female
Posts: 5,682
Location: Europe

22 Jan 2009, 11:02 am

TallyMan wrote:
z0rp wrote:
ducasse wrote:
I can't believe so many people would buy into this obviously nonsensical blasphemy when the Church of the Sub-Genius guarantees them eternal salvation for only $30:

wikipedia

And if you call in the next 20 minutes, we'll triple the offer! We'll even include the new salvation flashlight, a $100 value, yours free! All for just five easy payments of $60.



I wonder if the Scientologists ever have any special offers? Two brain-washings for the price of one?


and a set of steak knives!


_________________
not a bug - a feature.


monty
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Sep 2007
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,741

22 Jan 2009, 3:49 pm

Orwell wrote:
I prefer rice to noodles.


My wife is gluten intolerant; we eat rice noodles in our house and uphold the law.



sartresue
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Age: 71
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,313
Location: The Castle of Shock and Awe-tism

25 Jan 2009, 11:39 am

An appendix to the noodly appendage topic

May the Pastafarian Almighty touch the Tree of Bananas. The other thread needs spiritual help. :lol:


_________________
Radiant Aspergian
Awe-Tistic Whirlwind

Phuture Phounder of the Philosophy Phactory

NOT a believer of Mystic Woo-Woo


TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

25 Jan 2009, 11:54 am

sartresue wrote:
An appendix to the noodly appendage topic

May the Pastafarian Almighty touch the Tree of Bananas. The other thread needs spiritual help. :lol:


Maybe we should all eat from the tree of knowledge, or is it still off limits? :P


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


sartresue
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Age: 71
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,313
Location: The Castle of Shock and Awe-tism

25 Jan 2009, 12:21 pm

TallyMan wrote:
sartresue wrote:
An appendix to the noodly appendage topic

May the Pastafarian Almighty touch the Tree of Bananas. The other thread needs spiritual help. :lol:


Maybe we should all eat from the tree of knowledge, or is it still off limits? :P


:lmao: topic

Touched by the TallyMan!


_________________
Radiant Aspergian
Awe-Tistic Whirlwind

Phuture Phounder of the Philosophy Phactory

NOT a believer of Mystic Woo-Woo


JoJerome
Toucan
Toucan

User avatar

Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Age: 58
Gender: Female
Posts: 261
Location: Lake Powell/Page AZ

25 Jan 2009, 7:56 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Maybe we should all eat from the tree of knowledge, or is it still off limits? :P


Tree branches, splayed out in all directions, bear an undeniable resemblance to a mass of pasta.

When there are leaves on them, pasta with lots of parsley and veggies.

Obviously, this is a sign that the Creator can only be a flying mass of pasta, and that He definitely wants us to eat from trees. The Tree of Knowledge would logically be included in that.