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aspiematt
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29 Oct 2006, 3:40 am

Well, if ol' Georgie leaves office who will be there to let the gays know that they're second class citizens? Who will tell the hard working immigrants that they're not welcome in the 'melting pot'.....who will destroy our economy and create a record deficite? I mean god forbid we get some nut like Clinton back in office that keeps us out of war and revives our countries economy.

the horror.



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29 Oct 2006, 3:51 am

aspiematt wrote:
Well, if ol' Georgie leaves office who will be there to let the gays know that they're second class citizens? Who will tell the hard working immigrants that they're not welcome in the 'melting pot'.....who will destroy our economy and create a record deficite? I mean god forbid we get some nut like Clinton back in office that keeps us out of war and revives our countries economy.

the horror.


Hillary Clinton would be delighted to pick up where Bush left off, I'm sure. After all, she did vote for the war, the patriot act, and torture.

Oh wait, you were referring to Bill Clinton? Well, he fought some wars in his day. Remember Serbia/Kosovo?



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29 Oct 2006, 3:52 am

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Well, if ol' Georgie leaves office who will be there to let the gays know that they're second class citizens? Who will tell the hard working immigrants that they're not welcome in the 'melting pot'.....who will destroy our economy and create a record deficite? I mean god forbid we get some nut like Clinton back in office that keeps us out of war and revives our countries economy.

the horror.


Hillary Clinton would be delighted to pick up where Bush left off, I'm sure. After all, she did vote for the war, the patriot act, and torture.


A lot of Americans foolishly and blindly followed George into war after 9-11. They've since come to their senses.



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29 Oct 2006, 6:24 am

Google this: "Poll: Middle Class Voters Abandoning GOP"


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10 Nov 2006, 6:18 pm

I've changed my mind. Now that the Democrats, who are closely aligned with the terrorists, have come back to power and are about to destroy our freedom and replace the Holy Bible with *gasp* absolutely nothing, Bush needs to become President-For-Life to protect us.

That is, of course, assuming he doesn't die of alcohol poisoning before his current term is up.


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10 Nov 2006, 6:26 pm

I saw a bumper sticker last week.

"I miss Bill"


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10 Nov 2006, 9:43 pm

MrMark wrote:
I saw a bumper sticker last week.

"I miss Bill"

One of my friends has a T-shirt woth that quote he got at the Presidential Library.



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10 Nov 2006, 9:50 pm

I saw a bumper sticker with "Liberals are ret*d" on it.

It was on the back of my car.

I didn't put it there.



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10 Nov 2006, 9:55 pm

I work with a lot of collage students.
When they screw up, they're fond of saying, "I feel so ret*d."
I'm slightly offended.


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10 Nov 2006, 9:57 pm

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I saw a bumper sticker with "Liberals are ret*d" on it.

It was on the back of my car.

I didn't put it there.

Probably some of your conservative friends. :wink:


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10 Nov 2006, 11:03 pm

Bush can just F*** himself if ANYONE should be president i should be ME.

Hopefully a american civil war will break out soon and it will be my chance to rise!! !

But other than me democrats should run america...



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10 Nov 2006, 11:42 pm

I'll agree with that, but only because with the Democrats in power, another (probably several) massive attacks on American soil are inevitable, which will in turn convince people once and for all that appeasement is a dead end street.

...sadly the above remark is only half in jest.



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11 Nov 2006, 1:36 am

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McJeff, instead of starting an argument in a joke thread, make a better joke than your opponent. That way, everyone wins. Except for the poor Iraqis, of course.


I don't have to make a joke when there's liberals like Ed and Markendust around. They're living walking jokes.

But terrorist-loving (in other words, what they engage in) is about the unfunniest thing there is, so just by stating a simple POV I'm funnier than they are.


Terrorist loving!?

I'm pretty damn sure he isn't in love with terrorism, in fact he is against the deaths of many.

If you like bush thats fine, I like a different kind of bush, however do not call people with differing opinions to your own walking jokes, it makes you a walking calamity.


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19 Nov 2006, 4:41 pm

I would love to see Mr. Bush in office for a third term.



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22 Nov 2006, 7:13 pm

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No, no. He drinks a fifth of Jack Daniels every day. That must be what you're thinking of.


HAHAHHA! I snorted unsweetened ice tea out of my nose at this :P :lol:


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22 Nov 2006, 7:55 pm

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HAHAHHA! I snorted unsweetened ice tea out of my nose at this :P :lol:


Ow. Done that before.