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The conspiracy theories that we are coming up with here are still not as odd as actual conspiracy theories.

Lately, I have been watching a YouTube video by Rosette Delacroix. She's basically a lunatic who believes that evolution, the heliocentric model, and communism were all invented by "Judeo-Masonry" … or something.

I'm not going to link to her … but she's absolutely nuts.

The bugs on Wrong planet are a government plot to test how long it takes autistics to meltdown. Hidden malware activates computers camera. Also, Keylogging software is testing repetitive behaviors by tracking how many times you try to post when a 502 error comes up.

Religion was created to control people.

The world is secretly ruled by autistic people. Think about it. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, etc are all rumored to be on the spectrum. And they obviously control the world. Coincidence? I think not!

Autistic people allow neurotypicals to think that they are harmless, but really, they are plotting world domination!

Exactly. We have convinced the other 98.5 percent of the population that we have a "disorder", and a "disability", to lull them into their current false sense of security...so that we can CONTROL them!

Muhahahahahahahahaha!! !!

DarthMetaKnight began this thread to distract us from the fact that he is taking over Wrong Planet using his secret army of ducks.

Witches are real! Autism is caused by a witch's curse! Witches also cause homosexuality and natural disasters! Bring back witch burning!

^You see! he's still trying to distract us.

watch out for those ducks!

Modern doctors created autism through vaccines because modern doctors are feminist communists who contribute to incel by contributing to female hypergamy and destroying the white race so that the Judaeo-Freemasons can take over and fake the moon landings so that they can put chemicals in the food and water to make people trans and cause global warming using chemtrails.

Homeopathy is good because it is for real, God-fearing Americans who see images of the Virgin Mary in flying saucers and are trying to warn the American people about the world dictatorship of global lizard bankers who are controlling our minds with Harry Potter books and the Deep State so that they can load flat earth proponents into FEMA camps.

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Even that is tame compared to some actual theories out there.

According to some autism was an accidental by product of hideous experiments conducted by the C.I.A. to "create human-dolphin hybrids".

Apparently someone watched the movie "Splash" one too many times, and concluded that Darryl Hannah was so good at playing a mermaid because she is an aspie. And therefore all aspies must be part cetacean.

My fake conspiracy:

Women were happy and content before "feminism." Women could always vote, be doctors, drive, ect., but they were so happy sitting at home and crapping-out kids that they never bothered to do anything else before evil feminists showed-up and convinced them otherwise.

The fact that the female suicide rate drastically decreased as women were allowed to enter the work force is entirely irrelevant. Society would be much better if all the big decisions were left to white, heterosexual, Christian men!

Okay...it's not so fake. I've actually heard this one a few times.

When I was a kid, I had problems putting a cup to my mouth and drinking without getting it all down my chin. After watching for what I was doing wrong, my Mum's diagnosis was that I was doing "dolphin lips". Maybe there's something she wasn't telling me?!

I believe that automobiles with ridiculously loud sound systems are part of a conspiracy to subliminally alter people's behaviour by using infra-sound to interfere with our ability to think straight, and to create exclusion zones to maintain the secrecy of other nefarious activities. The fact that the drivers of such vehicles seem to be indifferent to the danger is because the sub-woofers are optimally arranged so that the sound waves cancel out to silence within the cabin of the vehicle, just like noise cancelling headphones. This also explains why the drivers are so unconcerned about the atrocious selection of music that they play and still seem able to use their mobile telephones whilst driving.

Hitler cooked people using Easy-Bake Ovens!

This means that Hasbro was complicit in the Holocaust!

Also, the New World Order goons like to cut up aborted fetuses and eat them. They also like to sacrifice the blood of aborted fetuses in order to gain Satanic communist powers.

Cancer doesn't exist! It is just an excuse for doctors to do radiation experiments on people and slowly kill them!