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Heat8444
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04 Feb 2019, 2:18 am

I'm sure alot of guys on both teams in the Super Bowl prayed to god for a win. How did god decide who would win and why did he/she/it care? Is Tom Brady blackmailing god?



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04 Feb 2019, 9:31 am

Likely, God just kicked back and watched the game without choosing sides.



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04 Feb 2019, 9:38 am

The Bible says "the Lord will provide the Rams".



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04 Feb 2019, 9:51 am

depends, do either side have iron chariots?


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04 Feb 2019, 2:35 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
The Bible says "the Lord will provide the Rams".
:wall: ... no ... no ... no ... no ... no ... no ... no ...

:wink: I saw what you did there!



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05 Feb 2019, 10:36 am

Well, I'm no follower of the Super Bowel, but I have been informed that the rams have indeed been provided, and that the Patriots will have no shortage of mutton going forwards.


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05 Feb 2019, 10:39 am

Genesis 22:13 - "Then Abraham lifted up his eyes and saw behind him a ram in the thicket, caught by its horns. So he went and took the ram and offered it as a burnt offering in place of his son."

Yep, God Himself provided the sacrificial ram.